VIDEO: Seattle Neo-Nazi picked the wrong day to wear a swastika armband

I was trying to explain how I believe that violence, or at least the threat of it, is sometimes a regrettable but necessary response to assholes being assholes and trolls being trolls. Then I went to bed.

 

Just please tell me you used the word "defenestration" in speaking to the manager. It's my favorite word and I've yet to be able to properly use it in an actual live situation.

 

Cute.

What a douche you are.

 

You can keep dropping the T-bomb on me all you want. You are the one who said you are engaged in "globe-critical" work, as compared to the rest of us. Your words. Not mine.

Then you sat down with Alec Baldwin.

I never understand why we're supposed to treat you like any more than what you are, which is a paparazzo with a press pass.

 

Careful ... I have it on good authority that he'll come at you like a spider monkey.

 

"Good and kind sir, unless you restrain the obstreperous one to our near left, I shall be forced to engage in a rather raucous defenestration of same forthwith."

 

obstreporous AND defenestration? I might rightly shart

 

And, in the other corner:

 

Actually, I live in Westchester now and I'm originally from Staten Island where I was involved in many fist fights back in the day (although none the past 40 years). These days, I've become a pacifist despite my empathy for Nazi punchers.

 

Hell of a homework assignment ...

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So noted ... you will henceforth carry the sobriquet Westchester Wopper.

 

Much like men who wear those pregnancy bellies so they can better understand what women go through when bearing children, we should all wear Nazi armbands out in public so we can better empathize with Nazi sympathizers and try to wrap our minds around just where they are coming from and what they are feeling.