Anthony Scaramucci Has a Cold

He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.

His balls were touching his lips.

He almost made it.

 

AP story asks how print/broadcast journalists are quoting the profanity:

We'll be using the vanilla AP story at my shop, but the 20 percent of our readers who are younger than 80 and/or have a computer can certainly find the full New Yorker story.

 

This is what the TrumpFucks voted for. They wanted an end to political correctness.

 

And that was like maybe the third-most astonishing thing in that interview.

EDIT: Opinions vary. This source has it at No. 1.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/things-anthony-scaramucci-said-in-the-interview-where-h-1797316722

 

Probably can't suck his own cock but I'll give 2:1 that he can suck his own tits.

 

10-to-1 that gin comes out.

 

Of all the things that make this amazing, the idea that it all comes out in the New Yorker of all places is not last.

 

Ron Jeremy was unavailable for comment.

 

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me

 

First time I've heard that.

 

Booooooooo

 

Amazing how many of the euphemisms would have ended a journalism career 10-15 years ago.

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