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RIP, Esquire

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Songbird, Feb 4, 2017.

  1. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Man, don't get me started on the trend of silly or flashy socks. Such a fake attempt to show bullshit personality. "I may be wearing a suit, but I'm still wacky!" And now that everyone is wearing them, the trend seems totally played.

    Your socks should match your shoes, dammit. And get a damn haircut! And stop waxing your mustache!
     
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  2. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    Wait, I thought your socks should match your pants. It's been your shoes this whole time? Motherfucker!
     
  3. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Shit, no you are right. I was typing in such anger that I mixed it up.
     
  4. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Went to a Catholic grade school with a dress code. Kids who wore pants that didn't go to the ankle or beyond were bullied when I was a kid.

    "Where's the flood, faggot!?"
     
  5. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

  6. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    We might have been classmates.
     
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  7. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I once read a suggestion that people would be willing to pay $10,000 for a chance to have a drink with "Esquire" writers. That might be an untapped revenue stream?
     
  8. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    This explains so much about both of you.
     
  9. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    I only drank in one bar in Minneapolis, but I drank there a lot. RIP Nye's.
     
  10. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    hey, it's the Apologist for the Misogynist! Thanks for stopping by. Now pixie hop your way back to the politics thread, ya partisan hump.
     
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  11. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    Ok now I'm definitely not taking sides here, but "Apologist for the Misogynist" is a pretty solid nickname. Has the cadence that would fit right in with Apollo Creed's list of nicknames in Rocky IV, right between "The King of Sting" and "The Count of Monte Fisto."
     
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  12. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    SycoPhan
     
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