Going to Disneyland 2,000 days in a row

My cousin's late wife did three or four Disney World trips a year, and he got sucked in. He even let her decide on a Mickey wedding. My mouse ears are around, somewhere.

 

There are some behind the scenes stuff you can do too, if you pay a premium for it early, or rush in at park opening to be the first of 20 or so.

At Disneyland, there was some Club 33 or something like that, which got you a pricey dinner on a balcony looking out over the fireworks display. We enjoyed that.

The next day I was threatened with divorce.

There are some tunnel, backstage tours too.

One interesting thing about Disneyworld is that, given its swampy locale, the whole "ground level" is actually the equivalent of a second story building with all the tunnels, facilities, character dressing rooms, etc., networked throughout the "first floor" underground of each park.

 

The preferred nomenclature is "finding her hidden Mickey."

 

A female friend of mine took her kids on one and 6'd with the guy playing Gaston

 

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get what you meant by that. I blame SJ's use of the 6 scale for hotness.

 

The Disneyworld Live district or whatever it was called had a bunch of their cast getting freaky after work, wife and I went into the club and sorta recognized a couple princesses and then started putting 2 and 2 together that the place was filled with workers.

In my younger days I met a drunk Disney on Ice performer at a club in the city where I lived. She was announced in a cute girl drunk voice "I'm a munchkin!" I worked every aspect of of my very limited game that night but Alec Baldwin didn't show up to give me coffee.

 

Pics or GTFO!

 

Po-thetic

 

I am sure I'll regret asking this, but why were you threatened with divorce?

 

Absofuckinglutely not.

 

I know ... no outing.