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Songs you can't help tap your feet to.....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef2, Mar 23, 2017.

  1. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Either "Too Drunk to Fuck" by the Dead Kennedys or "One Way Out" by the Allman Brothers
     
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  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    You want to be able to say you liked something before everyone knew about it: that is a core tenet of hipsterism.

    How did the hipster burn his mouth?
    He ate pizza before it was cool.
     
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I'm also a little resentful because instead of going on another tour of modest venues this year they're on a bigger tour with OneRepublic and won't be coming anywhere near me. They're selling out, man.
    Is it OK as long as I don't wear skinny jeans and a fedora? Or do I need an intervention?
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member


    We need to do a little more assessment:
    • Do you have any mustache wax in your home?
    • Do you own a gearless bicycle that you never ride and instead just walk around your downtown area with it?
    • Have you ever considered quitting your job to pursue your passion for making artisanal dog food?
    • Do you have a favorite pop-up restaurant you follow on Twitter so you can eat rabbit sausage with mango-pear chutney?
    • Do you not own a television and mention that fact frequently in conversation?
    • Did you despise sports and athletics all of your life yet develop an interest in European soccer as an adult?
    • Do you now or have you ever made your own pickles?
    • Are you post-ironic? Have you ever told anyone that sincerity is the new irony?
     
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  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    No to all of them.
    Also, all of my vintage clothing is just old crap I never bothered to throw away.
     
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Money For Nothing. I will sing at the top of my lungs nearly every time that song comes on.
     
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  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Chef, you started this thread.

    Why isn't the thread title "tap your toes"?
     
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  8. SFIND

    SFIND Well-Known Member

     
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  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member



    Damn, she had some legs.
     
  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Down on the Corner. Tapping of feet is right there in the chorus; I'm obligated to oblige.

    ...

    ...That and play air base

     
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  11. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I bow in your general direction.
     
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  12. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

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