Poin Files: Benjamin Button Edition

Ohio nursing home worker arrested after giving a 100-year-old resident a lap dance.
Don't know if this qualifies as Reverse Poin, Old Man Poin, or something else entirely.

Video shows care worker performing lewd acts, harassing 100-year-old man

 

Oh god, is Poindexter going to be pissed.

 

Guys, don't start your own interpretations of what you think poin threads are.
They are a female teacher with a student.
Post a link, a little background, and post a pic. Then let the thread breathe, and grow organically.

A society runs best when people follow established rules.

The last thing I want is my good name attached to some sicko story that somebody like Vombatus could find.

 

I will say this: if all she did was the lap dance, she was performing a valuable service.

 

I've become a meme.

 

This thread has all sorts of potential.

 

I'm a little worried that this thread and others like it are going to spark a lengthy and fairly boring battle between factions that will argue over the original intent of the poin format and those who will contend that it is more of a living, breathing format that is more open to interpretation.

I'm not sure that the continued existence of the Founding Father will hamper that debate.

 

What a tease. You're 100 years old and some young thing is flashing her ass at you and . . . nothing. Probably didn't even twitch.

 

I have a friend who's a cop. They set up a prostitution sting to nail the johns, using a policewoman hookered up as the bait. She'd walk the street and when a guy pulled up, she'd tell them to go around the corner and pull in a vacant lot, and she'd be there in a minute. When they pulled in, the cops would pounce and give them an NTA for solicitation. After they nailed a few guys, one obviously older gentleman drove in. They checked is ID and saw he was 92 years old. My buddy didn't have the heart to write him up and just told him to go home. His comment: "I admired his optimism."

 

He has dementia, so on top of that he probably didn't remember it 5 minutes later.

 

I would apologize for the threadjack, but never in the history of threads has there been a thread more worthy of being jacked, so, whatever. I have a question:

Is @Vombatus pronounced VOM-buh-tus, like rhymes with vomitus? Or is it Vom-BAY-tous?

Inquiring minds need to know.