College football coaching carousel 2016

A small indication of what Justin Wilcox is up against:

 

Do you know how insanely pissed I'd be if I sent a child to Cal and she or he didn't learn enough to avoid writing a five-deck hed?

 

My son is at Cal and he's much more excited about the Taco Bell

 

And having a mugshot of the previous coach with that story is kind of bad too.

 

Great location for that Taco Bell. Drink at Henry's at the Hotel Durant, head down to Kip's, then hit the Taco Bell just before bed.

 

Alcohol in the Taco Bell?
Awesome.

 

Don't forget the on-campus Bear's Lair. You can find a beer there fer shure.

 

Bear's Lair has been closed for quite some time.

UC Berkeley closes Bear's Lair campus pub

I think the Rathskeller is still open, as is McNally's on College Avenue.

 

Damn. Been a few years we went to games there. Cool place to get tuned up for the game.

 

That's "turnt up," in modern parlance.

 

Feel the excitement.

Lane Kiffin's unenthusiastic FAU promo video is cringeworthy

 

That looks like a Tim & Eric sketch.