College football coaching carousel 2016

Fits the mold, and at least he knows the lay of the land at Sparta.

 

There, there, Taggart, it's just a man and his horse being hung.

 

Unfortunately, if Taggart adopts Hedley Lamarr's recruiting plan, he's probably going to have to get all those numbers from Art Briles.

 

At least Taggart can keep most of his wardrobe.

 

Yeah. Let him show up with a green/yellow Under Armour shirt. Let's see how well that goes.
Me thinks he will be swoosh-ified very quickly.

 

You mean Briles was recruiting rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists?

 

Probably not on that last one. Baylor's a Baptist school.

I mean, if this doesn't look like a Baylor recruiting class, I don't know what does:

(By the way, that clip is roughly reason No. 112 why Blazing Saddles will never, or should never, be remade.)

I don't know jack squat about South Florida's program or this Taggart fellow, but I know a good drop-in when I see one.

 

Almost comical, watching Cincinnati's news on the coaching search. "We're going to get that hot new coach! What? Somebody already got him? Well, we're going to get this other in-demand guy! He's not interested? Well we have a very attractive job, so we're going to get somebody really good. Hey, how about the high school coach in town?"

Egads.

 

Considering UC snared multiple MAC Championship-winning coaches from a superior Regional Michigan school, I'm curious how interested they are in PJ and vice versa, though I suspect with the whole 13-0 thing, he figures he can hold out for a Power 6 team.

 

Must have been slim pickin's for that job. But they're still gonna need a shitload of dimes.

 

Jay Norvell, former Oklahoma and Texas assistant, gets Nevada job.

Former Oklahoma OC, Texas assistant Jay Norvell tabbed as head coach by Nevada | SportsDay

 

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