It's that time of year, Charlie Brown

2016: The year of pantophobia

 

Has anyone in the last 35 years strung popcorn up on a Christmas tree?

 

This might be a d_b, but I've always enjoyed this article, though I think it doesn't go far enough:

The ‘Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ Dancers You Most Want To Party With

Violet (I think, in green) looks like she's giving herself a breast self-exam in the middle of the dance floor.

 

Joe Shlabotnik HOF?

 

Snoopy was robbed

 

Thinks the true meaning of Christmas is winning money. Imagines himself mastering every job despite no obvious qualifications. Unwanted contact with a female. Where have I seen this before?

 

Last time I drove through Needles, there was a "Spike's Mini-Storage" on the north end of town.

 

Of course. Remember, she had fallen through the ice just the day before.

 

So did the reunion.

 

What if every time Daddy kissed her, Ivanka ran through the White House screaming, "Dog germs! Dog germs!"

 

The real meaning of Christmas isn't Linus' speech. It's Charlie Brown being forgiving of the other kids who were bullying him for most of the episode instead of telling them to take their Christmas play and shove it.