2016-17 Running NBA Thread

Happy Hairston.

Christ, am I old.

 

Will that go down as the last Vine?

 

Wade even wears his pants like an old man:

 

Kings christened their new arena tonight with a loss to Spurs. But as far as bells and whistles, they've raised the bar with this place.

Silver: Opening of Kings new arena a 'borderline miracle'

 

He's a urologist, who says he got upset when Westbrook called him a big fat fattie:

76ers fan apologizes, says Westbrook incited him

 

His statement began "As a part-time comedian"

Seriously

 

He sounds like Kramer trying to convince everyone that Barry the monkey started it.

 

Lakers lose at Utah and score 31 fewer points than in the opener.

 

Well, Utah plays at the slowest pace of anyone in the league and knows how to play defense. That's to be expected.

 

Wait, so D'Antoni's teams will cover the over most of the season? Sweet.

 

Anthony Davis last Wednesday: 50 points, 16 rebounds, 7 steals, 4 blocks, 5 assists.

 

Yes, that was quite a performance ...that happened six days ago.

Did you hear that the Cubs were in the World Series?