My favorite AP lead of the year

From the business wire page at our shop:

BOSTON — Two of the most well-known names in vacuum cleaners have ended a two-year legal battle over just how much their products suck.

Dyson, the British technology company known for its upscale vacuums, and SharkNinja Operating LLC, a Massachusetts-based company known for its infomercials and lower-priced vacuums, had sued each other over advertising campaigns in which they claimed their vacuums had significantly more suction or were better at deep-cleaning. Each company accused the other of violating state and federal laws through false and misleading advertising.

 

I've always wondered whether something is better at sucking than Dyson. I get the idea behind spinning the dirt so that suction isn't reduced as the bag / collecting area fills up. But from a technical point of view (and financial POV), what is best?

Christ, the words "Jenna Jameson" just went through my neurons.

 

Every Rangers fan knows Dyson sucks.

 

That is outstanding.

 

Folks, seriously, what is the best vacuum cleaner?