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It took me a whole damn day to figure that joke out. I'm slipping - might be an early sign of senility.

 

That or too much stress relief distracting your brain.

 

I am not a fan of Bill Cosby anymore, but I always found this rhinoceros joke amusing:

 

The start of evolution:

 

Blue Springs (Mo.) High School running back Jaylen Ivey gained a first down late in his team’s game last night against Lee’s Summit West to seal a win, but a tackle at the eight yard line kept from from reaching the end zone. So he kicked the defender, earning himself an ejection from the final seconds of his team’s win.

 

Fine future ahead of that one. Maybe a BLM leader.

 

"Jaylen Ivey to the white courtesy phone. Buddy Stephens from East Mississippi Community College is calling."

 

I assume that young man will miss the rest of the season.

 

He then stomped up and down the sideline with diva butthurt for getting tossed.

 

Yeah. He'd have turned his shit in, immediately. And if it was an away game, likely found his own way home.

 

The defender should file assault charges. It likely would not be the guy's first.