Lena Dunham has near-constant urinary tract infections

I'd hate to think what her Golden Sombrero whiff would be.

Edit: You can use that in a lyric, Mr. Sunshine ...

 

You don't want that kind of whiff.

 

I am so glad I encountered this thread with a big glass of cheap North Carolina Wine ("Gimme Some Sugar" from Hinnant Family Vinyards) in hand. Any guilt about disliking Ms Dunham has been exorcised. For this I love each and every one of you, even those of you who secretly think Lena is hot in a forbidden Eva Braun/Ann Coulter/Alice the Maid kind of way.

 

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Lena Dunham posts three very revealing images of her nude body | Daily Mail Online

And cue the "How 'Bout No" Bear.

 

I get the feeling that part of her problem is that too many people were playing in the neighborhood.

 

I'll never unsee those photos again. Couldn't she at least have posted some photos after she actually took a damn shower that day.

 

This might be the best thread title in the board's history.

 

In Which Yet Another Article On Lena Dunham Launches Instantly Into Intensive Discussion Of Her Genito-Urinary Tract:

Lena Dunham Comes to Terms With Herself

 

She sent me a post-op photo of herself in bed, a red bracelet that read NO BENZODIAZEPINES dangling from her wrist,

Just to continue a theme for my posts tonight, Jason Isbell rhyming sixteen with benzodiazepines in Different Days is the greatest feat of songwriting in the 21st century.

 

I've said it before: I think she's talented.

But it's time for her to stop wanting to be profiled and written about. At some point, you wanna do good art, you can't keep giving away whole chunks of yourself to random Internet journalists. Go do another thing. Say no to someone using you for traffic to their site.