College football 2016 offseason thread

They can't all look like Truman, with his perpetual "I-just-got-laid" look.

 

Imma comin' fer you, Herky! Ooooooohhhh Yyyyeeeeaaaahhhhh!

 

Less than eight hours of offseason left, Bear be praised.

 

The game degenerate gamblers love. It's on until past 3 am on the east coast. After losing 1k during the day it's the last chance to break even or go ahead. Just take the over, you're never out of it until the clock hits 0, my degenerate gambler buddy used to say.

 

It's actually starting a bit earlier tonight (10 Eastern) because they're playing in Sydney.

 

Or the degenerate here is all over the first half under 34....

 

Cal kid hauls in touchdown to put Bears up 14-7, does the Aussie Rules ref double point. My new hero.

 

You may not make it out of the first quarter. 14-14. And I'm sure the NCAA is beyond thrilled with the local betting parlor ads on the ground-level ribbon boards.

 

IT'S NOT THE GODDAMN OFFSEASON ANYMORE

 

Already looking at 0-1 to start. Unless Cal can win by more than 20.

Damn I love "degeneration".

 

You took the first-half under in a game involving Sonny Dykes?

 

The Sydney.com logo in the end zone looks like an inkjet printer test page.