Lena Dunham has near-constant urinary tract infections

You don't reed so guud.

 

That she has no problem making bad decisions.

 

So it's not well placed?

 

Neither Mrs. Whitman nor I have a tattoo, though I have made it known that one is coming if I either finish an Ironman, the Boston Marathon, or some combination thereof.

 

I've seen the Ironman tattoo on the back of the calf on some guys. It looked weird and I wanted to dislike it, but if I swim, bike and run 140 miles, I'm tattooing whatever the hell I want wherever the hell I want.

 

A well placed one? Such as where? And how does that say something positive about her personality? I've never seen a single woman whose looks were improved by a tattoo.

 

That's what I told Mrs. Whitman. I'll probably just get the logo above my ankle.

 

Will you get a tattoo if you finish on Lena? (sorry, it was just sitting there waiting to be commented on)

 

I simply cannot comprehend what would motivate someone to let someone else stab them with needles repeatedly to end up with a lifetime disfigurement.

I mean, except for the forehead swastika. That one makes complete sense.

 

Hmmm. Makes me question how great Mrs. Whitman's body actually is.

 

"It's bangin', believe me. Mark my words. Nobody would marry a more bangin' body than me. And I've always had a great relationship with the bangin' bodies. That's to be expected."

 

Bring back IJAG and let's have the Lugz vs IJAG tat debate again !!!