Stop telling me I'm beautiful. I'm ugly.

But how was her rack, amirite?[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, you have bigger tits than her.

 

You sure do know how to make a girl blush.

 

But how was her rack, amirite?[/QUOTE]

 

This topic always makes me think of a girl I went to grade school and high school with. All throughout school, she was very quiet. Wasn't involved in sports. Wasn't involved in clubs and not socially outgoing, at least that I could see. She wasn't ugly. Just the epitome of wallflower or shrinking violet. Fast-forward to our five-year reunion, and she was absolutely stunning. Really, there aren't enough beauty-related adjectives to describe how attractive she'd become. And she was smart. And she married well. It's always floored me what a transformation she made after high school. If only we all could age so well.

 

People. It's been eight pages and no one has given Dick what he asked for at the beginning.

Dick, you're not beautiful, and I won't tell you that anymore. You're ugly.

 

I wish I could say that, but I can't. I wouldn't mean it and it wouldn't be true.

 

Same response you get when you ask people if you're funny.

 

But how was her rack, amirite?[/QUOTE]

OK, not great, actually her least attractive feature. She says, "I was a boob job away from stardom." I'm nice. I tell her that once people see her face, nothing else matters and I never heard anybody say, "Yeah, she's pretty and all, but no tits." Her father being a pastor, her strong religious beliefs prevented the boob work.

 

I actually feel the same way. A very pretty face and nice hair - I'm big into nice hair - are more important to me than any other feature. Unfortunately, I do have some friends who have said things like "She's pretty but no tits," but those are the same guys spending most weekends alone or third-wheeling it with other couples.

Also, I was mainly poking fun at Boogie. He gets a kick out of it.

 

I do. It's empowering to know that every time I make a comment relating to women that the bat signal goes up and your one-note character comes briefly to life. I own your soul, Tits McGee.

 

I prefer Hooty McBoob, thank you very much.

 

Given your recent admissions, your new name is "Will settle for nice hair."