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Man tries to pay hooker with stolen Girl Scout money and a monkey

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Best thread title of the year.
     
    Batman likes this.
  2. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    The fact the monkey's named Gooey is incredibly appropriate.
     
    Batman likes this.
  3. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    Well, it is Eugene ...
    Send lawyers, guns and monkeys
    The shit has hit the fan.
     
    Mr. Sunshine likes this.
  4. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Would you invite this guy to dinner/crossthread? Is the monkey invited?
     
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Bonus points if he asked her:

    "I could use a lemon squeezer, would you do"

     
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

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