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Ben Carson: Bungling Surgeon

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Oct 7, 2015.

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  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Trump finds going to the bathroom disgusting? Does he use some kind of gold-plated catheter system?

    Or has he trained his body to simply absorb all the waste? Which would explain a lot, actually.
     
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  2. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Webb would resort to violence in response to a joke?

    Is he Muslim?
     
  3. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    The WaPo does a deep dive into the word "schlonged":

    Only one use of “schlonged” as a verb came from a respected political source. In 2011, NPR’s Neal Conan made this observation (to The Post’s Chris Cillizza) on the 1984 Walter Mondale/Geraldine Ferraro campaign: “That ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls.”

    Donald Trump’s ‘schlonged': A linguistic investigation
     
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    It's a wonderful word and I hope to see it incorporated into daily American discourse.
     
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  5. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member


    No, he'd beat you to death, or at least should, because you are a smarmy, conservative bigot.
     
  6. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    You want YF to be beaten to death because you don't agree with his politics. As I always say TINMHITTMAL.

    Also, if something like this doesn't get a poster banned, nothing should.
     
  7. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    Watch out, Jay knows a half-bird colonel who knows how to handle ISIS.
     
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  8. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Yes in the hypothetical of a smarmy, conservative bigot jokingly telling a 67 year former pro football player turned deputy AG turned felon turned private citizen that he in fact fathered a former President's child, and in that case, what should the reaction be?

    I think, on principle, if a bat was lacking, tell the person to fuck off but if he could get a bat, I think he would put it to work.
     
  9. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Lighten up, Francis.
     
  10. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    Nope. You're not walking that one back. Hypothetically or otherwise.
     
  11. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Kasparov is like Ben Carson. Genius at one thing (chess), idiot at everything else.
     
  12. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    I know Webb Hubbell!!

    Jesus. You'd think I made fun of your mother.

    You made a joke about Trump fucking Chelsea. I responded with a well worn joke about Webb being Chelsea's dad, and you had a meltdown.

    What's the matter with you?
     
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