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So. The Halloween Whopper.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Oct 7, 2015.

  1. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    As Wilfred Brimley says, it seemed like "The right thing to do." It was not.
     
  2. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    My sister got a cake for her husband for an occasion of celebration. He can taste red dye, so she got him a blue frosted cake. We had blue frosted shit for a week. I don't mean slightly blue tinted brown, I mean it was like we all shat a smurf.
     
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  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That's the kind of post that makes us all proud to be sj.commers.
     
  4. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    The most disturbing part is the insistence that the exrement in question was 'blue frosted,' which seems to imply that there was some sort of base of excrement that was coated by a thinner layer or veneer of blue excrement - like frosting on a cake.

    This, in turn, implies some form of investigation was conducted to determine that the excrement was not blue all the way through but only 'frosted' blue.
     
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Imagine the fun Bill Romanowski has every year during birthday week.
     
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2015
  6. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    I feel like affirming your reading of what I wrote will take us all down into a dark place, much darker than the blue fecal matter that was expelled from my and my collective family's colons.
     
  7. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    Sadly, my local BK is out of the black buns and I cannot participate to report back here.
     
  8. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    TTIUWP Dept.: image.jpg
     
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Some blue frosting would be a nice touch.
     
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  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    It's a little bright, but pretty close.

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  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Holy shit, I thought that was the real deal for a second there.
     
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Holy smurf shit batman.
     
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