Random, 1 line observations aka a Larry King column

They just don't make 'em like Tone Loc any more.

 

If Fess Parker's in it, I'm watching.

 

Isn't fresh bruschetta really the first sign of spring?

 

When will they invent a pudding cup that I can empty without having to lick it?

 

I had a one line thought to post today, but I forgot it.

 

My idea of great paneling? Z Brick.

 

Forget the toy aisle. Target needs to start putting Preparation H by the registers where people can find it.

 

I find it devilishly clever to take 17 items to the 10-item lane and split it into two orders.

 

I don't understand August. What's the point?

 

Who needs college? I tell my great-grandkids to go into fixing Rascal scooters.

 

To me, a black casket is just much more powerful than any other color.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/30/m...he-final-cancellation.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0

 

Damn, the old guy's still got it:

“Bring me a plate of radishes.’’

‘‘Yes, Mr. King.’’

‘‘I don’t eat radishes, except when I’m at the Palm. It’s one of my rituals. Rituals are important.’’