2012 SJ.com Awards: Voting closed

Making up stories again, Drip?

 

I'll bet he knows some of the voters

 

@Care Bear, you are correct. I did not vote.
@Riptide, post a story that I made up.

 

You're a dumb one, Mr. Drip.
You really are a dolt.
You're as basic as a brick,
You're as grimy as a molt,
Mr. Drip.
You're a broke vibrator without the 9-Volt.

You're a liar, Mr. Drip.
Your brain's an empty hole.
Your feet are real stinkers.
You've got nothing for a soul, Mr. Drip.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Drip.
You bring up race at every chance.
You have all the awful odor of a shit-box filled with ants,
Mr. Drip.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the shit-box filled with ants.

You're a foul one, Mr. Drip.
You dare call women sluts.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
You stuff your penis into butts,
Mr. Drip.

The three words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote:
"Boots!
Boob!
Bum!"

You're a dumbass, Mr. Drip.
Your lies are clear as day.
You can never keep your stories straight, no matter what you say,
Mr. Drip.

Your board history is a dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of idiocy and offensiveness
Posted on this close-knit forum's lots!

You nauseate us, Mr. Drip,
With your stupid, brain-dead posts.
You lie until you can lie no more, and
You whine about the roasts,
Mr. Drip!

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!

 

Oh my. You truly are a fan. I can think of only two words: Thank you. I would give you a kiss but I don't know how you would handle such an outward form of expression. Merry Christmas to you too Versatile.

 

That was a lot more work than your obsession was worth, Vers.

 

It took 15 minutes. It's Christmas Eve. I'm hundreds of miles from family. I don't work tonight. The weather sucks.

I don't understand your obsession with defending the worst members here.

 

You hit that one out the park Jr./shot. I mean this guy spent time to come up with this song. Whew. Now, I'm really nervous. I mean, this is overboard to the 10th power. He definitely needs some couch time. Seriously.

 

Dude, you can't be serious. That isn't even logical thinking. This is a damn message board man. You took 15 minutes to write a song about someone you only know from a message board. Man, that's beyond obsession.

 

And one more thing. Who are you to call anyone the worst member? Why aren't you considered a worst member? Like I said, you need to really check yourself.

 

The first four sentences pretty much says what your life is like. That's pretty damn sad Vers. Hey, have a Merry Christmas. Buy yourself a present and put it under your tree or plant or whatever.

 

Maybe because Drip ... and I know you mean Mark, too ... don't go out of their way to attack you or the other cool kids.

There's what I don't understand -- why you folks don't get that. You're playing the bully.