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Do mature women appeal?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by jaredk, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    That they have no clue how to use. Way more car than most of them can handle.
     
  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I don't deny that. My sex strategy is: insert.
     
  3. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Which makes you an adequate gynecologist at best.
     
  4. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I figure cougars are a lot like Al Davis, drafting the best athlete available every year and figuring they can learn football whenever.
     
  5. jaredk

    jaredk Member

    Everything's a story idea. Began when I saw a license plate "MULF" on a car driven by a blonde of indeterminate age.
     
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Dude, I think Penthouse will publish your letter regardless. But, just to be safe, you might want to make the protagonist around 20 and the woman in the story 45. That's cool. Kind of a "Mrs. Robinson" thing, or even a Poin thing. Too much older and you start wondering if the blue carpet matches the blue drapes, and that's just too nasty an image to shake. You just can't beat off when that shit's in your head.
     
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Carpet is totally out of style anyway. I bet a lot of 25 yr olds have never even seen carpet.
     
  8. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    At 45, the great thing is the available age span: 25 (maybe 20) to 70, depending on variables of course.
     
  9. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    But they have hard wood.
     
  10. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    DOROTHY CREOSOTE IS A SAINT!
     
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    (Ashen college boy whimpering the corner after close encounter with the mulf in jaredk's story: "I don't know, man, it's like there was something ALIVE down there, with fur or something...like a fucking hedgehog or something...')
     
  12. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I've always likened it to eating celery.
     
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