How closely will you be following the Olympics?

This opening is the dumbest (and most unintentionally hilarious) thing ever conceived.

 

Even with all the brown people?

 

LOL. Wow. Yes, yes it is.

As for the Olympics, aside from men's basketball and maybe the women's title game, I have no interest whatsoever. I actually can't wait for all this to be over.

 

To all the haters out there:

What, exactly, about the Olympics do you dislike? There are more than 30 different sports, from the typical to the unusual. Few people are going to love them all, but surely there are a few you can enjoy.

So what is it? The politics? The hype? The massive security?

 

Who in the fuck would hate something because of "massive security?"

 

I'll follow the Paraolympics as a high school buddy is an archer.

 

What else do all you losers have to do for the next couple of weeks?

 

The older brother of one of Huggy Jr.'s former baseball teammates just missed qualifying in the track events. Kid is still in high school, I am sure he will get a chance to rock it in Rio.

 

Argue about bad television.

 

If you've ever been stuck in a really long security line (Olympics or elsewhere), you might hear the occasional "this is stupid" or "I hate this".

 

But that has nothing to do with not watching it on TV. I don't have to go through security to turn on my TV.

 

Mark does.