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All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. Well, Tebow did beat the Steelers!

    But seriously .. seriously ... :eek: How can you justify that?
     
  2. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    I watched part of the explanation, which focused on him being famous rather than what he actually did on the field.

    But really, it's a joke, especially after saying Allen didn't have enough great seasons. If they're going to make pull a gimmick like that, at least stick him at No. 10.
     
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

  4. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Marv Albert?
     
  5. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    If Marv has sex with Tim Tebow then we really do have a story.
     
  6. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Marv: This video should have all the proof you need
    AshleyMadison president: Hmmm, this isn't quite what we had in mind
    *picks up phone*
    AshleyMadison president: Hey, quick question -- is a 10-minute anal fisting session followed by a spray of semen across the forehead legally considered intercourse?
    AshleyMadison general counsel: The high court has a case on the docket, Jones vs. Anal Al Enterprises, but nobody's sure if they'll touch it. Just to be safe, and to avoid a possible gender discrimination suit, I'd say it qualifies.
    AshleyMadison president: So it shall be. Thanks.
    *hangs up phone*
    AshleyMadison president: Congratulations, Mr. Albert, you've won.
    Marv: YES! AND IT COUNTS!
     
  7. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    There must have been a lot of highlights in black and white because the last 20 years or so have been pretty bad in terms of Heisman winners in the NFL.

    and if Sanders wasn't No. 1 everyone associated with that show needs to be fired.
     
  8. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Was worried my laughter was going to wake the whole house up. Awesome.
     
  9. indiansnetwork

    indiansnetwork Active Member

    Sanchez is a nice guy? Tebow will be the starter there in t-minus 3 games.
     
  10. BNWriter

    BNWriter Active Member

    Personally, I think Tebow and his extreme showings of faith are a bit much. I can't stand it.

    But here is a young lady who loves him sooooo much, she asked him to her prom.

    He didn't respond, so she did this, per the Sioux City Journal story:

    http://siouxcityjournal.com/news/gallagher-tim-tebow-fan-at-kingsley-pierson-makes-a-date/article_4221c7f1-64b4-57ac-a2db-d3f54800f9b7.html?utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=twitterfeed

    Personally, it's just nuts to do that, I think. But, I guess she really loves him. I gather her friends were supportive.

    OK, folks....Have at.
     
  11. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Oh, she is going to be a BLAST to have around in whatever college setting she ends up in.
    That thing is going to be a hallway by the end of her sophomore year.
    Barney's "Crazy/Hot Scale" is being applied here.
    Rich, Hot, Sane...you can only 2. My guess here is daddy is well-off, because she ain't sane!
     
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

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