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Microsoft patents 'Avoid Ghetto' feature for GPS

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MisterCreosote, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    "axe your mama, how the fuck am I suppose to know where the ballet studio is at."
     
  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Paraphrasing a Dave Chappelle classic: "I start looking out the window and I see gun store, liquor store, gun store and I said, 'Where the fuck are you taking me? This don't look too good..."
     
  3. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    "May we dance with your dates?"

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  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Hah- I wondered how long before that would show up.

    Good pull shottie
     
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  5. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    You go down to the broken down Torino. Ask for Luther. Tell'em you're my boy.
     
  6. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Didn't think I'd find the actual screenshot ...
     
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  7. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    Man, if I was you, I'd be...

    LEAVING! WHAT A GOOD IDEA!
     
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  8. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I recognize "Vacation."

    What's the other movie? I'm straining to remember.
     
  9. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    It's "Animal House." The road trip.
     
  10. e4

    e4 Member

    a photog friend of mine who shoots news stuff for one of the nyc tabloids says he can tell (unscientifically, of course) how bad a neighborhood he is in based on how far way the closest starbucks is on his gps
     
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Then "roll 'em up"
     
  12. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Car will also come with voice-recognition cell phone like this one.

     
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