College football Week 2: There's so much we can do

Parade of shit uniforms continues.

 

Parade of cliched comments about shit uniforms also continues.

 

Case in point.

 

That one on the Longhorn or Mormon Network?

 

Crap.

Georgia can't tackle Lattimore. Couldn't do it last year, couldn't do it this year.

That game was ridiculous. Georgia still has issues, and a lot of them ... but they also just scored 42 points against what's supposed to be a pretty good defense. (They also held South Carolina's offense to 24 -- not that that makes any difference.)

All hope may not yet be lost.

 

They gave South Carolina two TDs on turnovers. Lattimore or no Lattimore, that's what lost Georgia the game.

 

Not even sure how full a roster the Bulldogs have for this one. 22 players were implicated late in the week in a welfare fraud scam after illegally receiving food stamps from a former county employee, under the name of a man currently serving life in a nearby prison. In this case, FSU=Food Stamp University.

 

I will say I bet the Michigan uniforms are hell for the PA and radio/TV spotters.

 

Florida's red zone offense looking plug ugly.

 

Musberger can't handle the Irish, for Pete's sake.

He just "misidentified" the running back on the Irish's first drive.

Then, he called the scoring drive "the first drive of the game."

Uh, Brent, Michigan had the ball first.

 

The Lattimore reference was mostly for that last possession, when you knew he was getting the ball and they still didn't stop him.

And it was three, if you count the fumble that was returned inside the 5 and promptly turned into a touchdown. Not to mention the fake punt. 28 of the 45 points that really can't be held against the defense.

Plus settling for FGs twice in the first quarter, and missing a 33-yard FG with one of the best kickers in the country.

 

UAB just gave up a safety on a bad punt snap, then sent the free kick only 17 yards. You have to try to be that incompetent.