Manager, Washington Nationals

Promising young National League ballclub looking for a go-getter who can keep team above .500. Perks include a schedule that features several games with the New York Mets and Florida Marlins, and getting to watch the President Races every home game.

3-5 years experience preferred, but not necessary. Please note that this may be a temporary seasonal position.

Please send resume and cover letter to: Mike Rizzo, General Manager, Washington Nationals, 1500 South Capitol Dr., SE, Washington, DC 20003

 

Will they take a college grad looking for their first job but with several internships?

 

Is the salary above $30K? Do they pay relocation? Can the winning candidate have a couple weeks off during the summer?

 

I'm sure the position requires blogging and social media skills, right?

 

Does it involve working nights and weekends?

 

This is a very nice area, with several good high schools in the suburbs. I can vouch for Danny Espinosa and Ian Desmond; they're very nice guys. Salt of the earth.

 

Must develop rapport with parents and game officials.

Nights and weekends are a must. (Taken)

Award-winning.

Is there anything else from the Farmington threads to throw on here?

 

This is a big-boy job.

 

Is it really only 15 minutes away from Lake Tahoe?

 

YOU'RE HIRED!

 

This sounds like the perfect job for Tyler Dunne.

 

He texted the GM and told him he was in the running for the Marlins job instead.