Fantastic cop quote

At least he died doing what he loved.

 

That would have been in my nut graph.

 

Guess heaven needed another John.

 

Finally ... an obit in which that line makes sense!

 

To be serious, I would have pulled the quote too... (have fun on the quote function, you fiends!)

But our office would have laughed for a while about it.

 

I wonder if she got confused when rigamortis set in?

 

Did he cum and go?

 

That ranks right up there with the newly hired girls basketball coach I interviewed at the very start of my career who said, "I'm looking forward to my first head job. I hear the girls are pretty good."

I had to pay for the monitor after I sprayed Coke all over it.