Thank you to my newspaper

hmmmmm.

 

No wonder they did all this to you. I hear you're not important anymore.

 

Dear employer, I'd like to tell you
It's been wonderful, for all these years
But now you know, I've got a new shoe
And I'll be wearing it so far from here

Dear employer, your escalators
Are very dangerous on the way down
They rip the skin and they pull you in
Spit out the bony bits and coffee grounds

Dear employer, I heard a story
When you were just knee-high, higher than I
You built the wings, the propeller too
With balsa wood and glue you made it fly

Dear employer, you commanded me
Your commendations now don't mean as much
'Cause I'm a lost cause, causing a problem
And I promise to be way out of touch

Dear employer, when you hear the news
Please save the saintly words for saintly souls
'Cause I'll be long gone, long gone and rotting
Long gone and ulcerous, nothing I'm told

That's the reason that I quit
The reason that I quit
That's the reason that I quit
The reason that I quit

That's the reason that I quit
The reason that I quit
That's the reason
That's the reason
That's the reason
That's the reason

 

I did some investigating into this and narrowed it down to 583 newspapers.

 

Rush?

 

i missed you, bob. i hope you're feeling better.

 

Sadly, it sounds like a cnhi shop.

 

Not Important Anymore seems to be assuming he/she ever was.

 

You're welcome. By the way, we got the city to condemn your apartment building so that we can build our new world headquarters on your crappy piece of living space. You've got a week to move your stuff out or you'll lose it when we implode the building on June 8th. Or 10th. Or 3rd. Whatever.

 

My first thought as well.

 

You CNHI guys are going to have to help me out here, I know they're massively cheap, but so far as I know, their M.O. is not to do the fire/rehire thing. Can you enlighten us?

This sounds like Singleton to me.