Who did I call out? I was the first read on the story. I had a legitimate question, so I called the reporter's cell phone. When she didn't pick...
Too many people think if spellcheck accepts it, it must be correct. Then again, some people don't even bother with spell check. A news reporter...
Browns will not pay tribute to Modell, per his family's request. I'm guessing it's because of the uncertainty over how the crowd would react. If...
Is there a difference between white and yellow chedder? People have told me there isn't, but over the years, I've become convinced that they don't...
If it's Tuesday, the most important thing for you to work on is what's going in Wednesday's paper. Not Thursday's column; not Friday's preview;...
Column mug in the paper.
"Half Light II" - Arcade Fire
Rizzo just pulled the plug on Strasburg's season. That's a lot of pressure on the rest of the team this season, and even more pressure on the Nats...
The emergency alert system ... why? The whole thing seems so antiquated to me. This is the 21st century. There has to be a better way of getting...
Nuts to that. Who wants to grow up?
Juvenile? He's quoting the Constitution, and correctly applying the First Amendment (which most people are not able to do). He uses hyperbole to...
Wow, that was pretty darn fantastic.
Old lady called today complaining that we do too much with local sports. She doesn't have a TV or a computer, and she expects to get all of her...
But, but, but they have Jetes, the best shortstop, captain and all-around human being of all time. [/Manky]
No holiday-themed ledes. If you want to try to use one, it'd better knock my socks off, in which case I'll probably congratulate you and then...
Separate names with a comma.
