I'm pretty sure I've shared this on here before, but a few years ago the telemarketers for the other newspaper in town started calling our...
"Your TV listings say the Australian Open is on ESPN2 at 8 and I just turned it on and they're showing basketball." Well, ma'am, sometimes if the...
Consumer Reports ranks a Bosch highest. My mother has had one for 12 years and it's great; I can't wait until mine dies (it's very, very loud) so...
Switching hosts on "The Man Show" didn't exactly work out.
JBHawkEye's hatred of Catholics reminded me of a call we got a few months ago. Caller started out by asking if Cross-State U's game was on TV. I...
Fixed.
They had (or still do; not sure) a similar policy with the Cleveland Indians, too. That made things interesting when they used the cap for each...
Two-thirds full counts as a huge Safeco crowd these days.
I'm basing it off the reactions I've seen from Mariners fans I know. Things along the lines of "there goes the franchise" and thinking the Yankees...
The Mariners might take a bit of a PR hit now, but the trade saved them from either taking a huge PR hit in the offseason (letting Ichiro walk as...
The only downside is it's on CNN so no one will actually see it.
So does she sleep with the current roster, or the roster when Kris was on the team?
Well, he was 86, and "Matlock" ended 17 years ago.
Apparently one of my aunts got married to my uncle after he raped her and got her pregnant and it was made very clear to him by her family that he...
In my state, funding for higher education by the state has been cut in half over the past three years. This has led to tuition increases of at...
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