Tradition is being crushed this CGod. First, it's a tiny gathering. The wife claims I have offended so many people, no one is coming. You and...
Screw the squirt bottle. Go for a SuperSoaker. You can't be there 24/7. One blast generally keeps the cat away for 24 hours. Simply bringing it...
Jack: You want to be appreciated? Be a fireman. Otherwise, drive on
The run ain't done, son. The Real McCoy will live and prosper online. Ask Hall will continue to run on Sundays. And Hal will be around to share a...
Oh the vagaries of life that throw bar owners and beat writers together. No good ever came from it. Though a whole lot of fun was had. Top drawer...
Life is simply not long enough to learning everything we need to know to understand life.
Came down it about 4 decades ago. Don't remember much. Maybe it was the several days of clutch and thrutch. Or the Mountain Red at the summit....
Other side of the story: As in she has consistently drilled the Gitmo brass with embarrassing stories? Nah, that couldn't be it.
Inkstained Wretch in his loud Hawaiian shirt, shorts, T, sandals and straw hat leaning over the spit rail w/ stopwatch in hand, timing the girls...
Dan Jenkins, comma
Every time I flew through Hookville, Mike was always available to help out a harassed inkstained wretch. He was one of God's true gentlemen. Seems...
Many newspapers have adult supervision, or used to. The internet does not.
New boss: This is Monument Avenue, Inkstained, one of our most cherished landmarks, which remembers the brave heroes of the war between the...
I know Khe Sahn. Helmand it is not, though both grew wonderful dope. I would note in passing that Gen. Dan K. McNeill was a shavetail grunt...
Good idea, cousin. But what about ur web site? Maybe the dead tree edition doesn't go to the back of beyond, but ur web does. Circulation may not...
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