It was a dark and stormy night.
Almost big enough to kill a spider.
Two near-certainties for anyone who walked into a Bay Area press box over the past 22 years -- 1) Dave Albee was already there, and 2) he was...
The theme from "Route 66"
This makes me want to cry. Mike is the nicest guy you'll ever meet in this (or any) business. Aw, shitfuck.
Sensational.
Pull your head out, Pollyanna.
Enormous Genitals
Absolutely. Once asked him about his dramatic improvement from his A's minor league days to his Giants closing days, whether he'd had to adjust to...
Monkey with a typewriter
It has been his turn ever since he was prepubescent. He has been a tool of epic proportions his entire life. He manipulates, he pisses on people's...
You hear this a lot, but here's something to keep in mind: There are two legal definitions of guilt. "Beyond a reasonable doubt" is the standard...
The Nippon Ham Farters
It took him 100? I got around the world in 80.
The time I head-butted that Italian dude in the World Cup final.
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