Your assumption that a woman has offered her loins to Hockeybeat has made my day for real
I ain't talked to 21 in quite a while, so all dating inquiries can be directed to firstname.lastname@example.org.
The streets tell me people were talking about your boy Clubber. Here I am. Who wants to get cut?
Hockeybeat get a real job yet? He got any money for the Cutstarter?
I'll put you down for a $50 donation to the robe fund.
One of the best nights of your life.
Nope. She ain't here.
How do you like a comment around here? You guys haven't updated this thing since 2009?
What you got on my robe, Cosmo?
Listen here, you old message-board scallywags. Clubber Slang is here to fleece you for some coin ask for your help in the most important purchase...
because my balls always come correct.
the time was six o'clock on the swatch watch ...
no time to chill, got a date, can't be late ...
hey, 21, is gonna do me ...
Melissa can get it.
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