MLB 2014 season thread

Surprisingly, jesters 10 year deal. The next contract was a Ewing, messier like gold watch that they're still paying for.

 

Bobby Bonilla and the Mets: Talk about a great long-term deal. He's still getting paid.

 

This is Howard's 34,000-foot beachfront castle for a -0.8 WAR the last three seasons.

 

Another nice start for Brandon McCarthy as a Yankee. Yanks have now won 7 of 9.

 

I'm not, and I thought it was hilarious.

I grow weary of other Cubs fans who recently discovered prospects now lecturing me on how this is the "right way" and the Cubs have never had a great farm system before.

Kids, I was fapping on the 2001 Baseball America top 100 while you were still crying over the loss of Mark Grace.

 

Rick, they've got this guy named Felix Pie ... he's the next Willie Mays!

 

Pie was never *that* highly thought of. He was a pretty good prospect in a bad system, but the one that really hurt was Patterson. No. 2 rated in all of baseball by Baseball America, and in 2003 it looked like he was putting it together when he blew out his knee.

 

Jose Canseco wants Mark McGwire's forgiveness. It doesn't look like it's going to happen, and Canseco is very sad about this:

Read more at: http://nesn.com/2014/07/mark-mcgwire-done-with-jose-canseco-drives-canseco-to-twitter-meltdown/

 

Canseco's tweets are written by other people.
Some of them come so close to perfect jokes it can't be him.
It's a character, one he has admitted was ghostwritten in the past.

 

That single-wide in the front really adds to the decor.

 

I am guessing that is a construction trailer.

 

You can add Simmons' deal with the Braves and Trout's with the Angels.