Police say Ray Rice is a big Lawrence Phillips fan

Jason Whitlock thinks the suspension is 2 games too long. We really don't know what happened, JW said. What a dumb twit.

 

Canadian athletes probably just stand there and argue calmly with their bitches.

Sissies.

 

He's no longer on the Yankees, so he's making up for lost time with that beard.

 

The action makes me a little sick to be a member of the same species.

The NFL's reaction to the action makes me a little sick to be a football fan.

Jason Whitlock's reaction to the NFL's reaction makes me a little sick to be in the same profession.

 

So, Sam Ponder tweets this:

And the Bros lose their shit:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/sam-ponder-is-in-her-ivory-tower-looking-down-at-all-the-blogs-who-decided-to-disagree-with-ray-rice-koing-his-wife/

 

"I totally respect you as a woman, as long as you never branch out from your sole purpose of making my dick hard."

 

Is she mostly referring to Deadspin?

 

She might, just might, be indirectly referring to the commenters in that link threatening to anally rape her.

 

No offense taken, you failed newspaper loser coffee repairman!!!111!!!11!!11!

 

John Harbaugh is a scumbag.

 

This almost makes me want to call the show up:

Michelle Beadle @MichelleDBeadle · 5m
So I was just forced to watch this morning's First Take. A) I'll never feel clean again B) I'm now aware that I can provoke my own beating.

 

The same Michelle Beadle that praised abuser Floyd Mayweather for the way he lived his life