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Best softball team names
« on: July 10, 2012, 10:33:11 AM »
Umpired a 48-hour softball tournament this weekend.

best team name I have seen;

10 Jerks and a Squirt.

11 guys; Each numbered in order from 1 to 10, and above the number, where their name would be, it said "JERK".....except for the young kid on the team, where his said "SQUIRT"

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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 10:48:42 AM »


There was a Master Batters there, but it didn't have the bottom part about beating yourself.
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« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2012, 10:49:15 AM »
Another team name that got chuckles was "Off in the corner"

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« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2012, 10:56:29 AM »
Some more from the tourney I was at:

No Respect For Pitches
South Harmon Institute of Technology
wohs t.i.h.s
Tennessee Log Jammers
Team Hedgehog (picture of Ron Jeremy on the shirt, caption says "We go deep all the time.")

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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2012, 11:22:20 AM »
This thread is a great reminder of why I hate softball.

How many number 69's and .08's were there?

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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2012, 07:26:35 PM »
Arizona, Oklahoma, err ...

Some from my kickball league in Arkansas, but it's basically the same idea:

"99 Problems, but a Pitch Aint One"
"Pitchslappers"
"Old Balls"

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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2012, 07:31:33 PM »
"No game this week."
Our lone win of the intramural season came via the other team not showing.
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2012, 05:42:54 PM »
I had to deal with an ASA youth tourney many years ago in which one of the teams was allegedly the Desert Warriors, but their jerseys had Dessert Warriors. And from the looks of some of the young ladies, the latter was a more apt description.
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2012, 07:04:44 PM »
Played on a team called "The Underdogs" that went 0-28 in two seasons.

The best team in the league was "The Atomic Dogs," so we hoped when people talked about how good/bad the "Dogs" are they wouldn't know which one was being referred to.

At 0-27 we were one out away from our first win.

Grounder to second baseman with bases loaded in the final inning, everyone's yelling "TAG HIM! TAG HIM!" He sails it over the first baseman's head by eight feet, two runs score and we lose by a run.

Yeah "The Underdogs." Not quite catching as "10 Jerks and a Squirt," but a good story none the less.


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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2012, 09:23:42 PM »
Our softball team was going to be called Josh Hamilton's Drinking Buddies, but we could never get the players necessary.
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2012, 03:38:33 AM »
Played on a team called "The Underdogs" that went 0-28 in two seasons.

The best team in the league was "The Atomic Dogs," so we hoped when people talked about how good/bad the "Dogs" are they wouldn't know which one was being referred to.

At 0-27 we were one out away from our first win.

Grounder to second baseman with bases loaded in the final inning, everyone's yelling "TAG HIM! TAG HIM!" He sails it over the first baseman's head by eight feet, two runs score and we lose by a run.

Yeah "The Underdogs." Not quite catching as "10 Jerks and a Squirt," but a good story none the less.


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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2012, 05:56:13 AM »
This thread is a great reminder of why I hate softball.

How many number 69's and .08's were there?

You must hate every recreational sport.  The number 69 isn't only on softball shirts.
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2012, 08:04:40 AM »
Once saw a softball team called the Nads.
That way when their friends cheered they'd shout "Go Nads"

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« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2012, 08:25:04 AM »
This thread is a great reminder of why I hate softball.

How many number 69's and .08's were there?

You must hate every recreational sport.  The number 69 isn't only on softball shirts.
No, there is just something about softball that bothers me. When it is taken in the right spirit it can be a lot of fun. I just hate the how serious some people take the game. I think it has the biggest hero factor out of any rec sports out there.

You're right Devil, that was unnecessary.

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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2012, 08:32:11 AM »
Not softball, but I've seen some great IM basketball team names:

"Wear Your Cup"

"Stop Whining. We Always Play Like This"

"Hard to Kill. Easy to Beat"
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 05:15:27 PM »
Not softball, but just had a youth all-star game turned in tonight. The team from the league's Blue Division was named the Honey Badgers. This is a league for 12-year-old boys. I think they would be more mature than the coach who came up with that team name.
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 05:26:10 PM »
I played on a JCC team called the "Shoeless Jews" (I ripped it off directly from my college friend's roto team, so I can't take full credit)
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2012, 05:31:26 PM »
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2012, 05:38:50 AM »
This thread is a great reminder of why I hate softball.

How many number 69's and .08's were there?

You must hate every recreational sport.  The number 69 isn't only on softball shirts.
No, there is just something about softball that bothers me. When it is taken in the right spirit it can be a lot of fun. I just hate the how serious some people take the game. I think it has the biggest hero factor out of any rec sports out there.


Artie Lange's Beer League movie does a good job if illustrating this.

There are plenty of dick swingers playing beer league hockey here in Canuckistan.
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2012, 06:21:04 AM »
The Sluggin' Manatees.
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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2012, 07:14:12 AM »
"No game this week."
Our lone win of the intramural season came via the other team not showing.


Named our team "Bye" one year.
Never had a problem with the other team showing, however.

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« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 07:31:07 AM »
This thread is a great reminder of why I hate softball.

How many number 69's and .08's were there?

You must hate every recreational sport.  The number 69 isn't only on softball shirts.
No, there is just something about softball that bothers me. When it is taken in the right spirit it can be a lot of fun. I just hate the how serious some people take the game. I think it has the biggest hero factor out of any rec sports out there.


Artie Lange's Beer League movie does a good job if illustrating this.

There are plenty of dick swingers playing beer league hockey here in Canuckistan.
No doubt, but at least the hockey isn't a bastardized version of the sport, you still have to be able to skate. In slow pitch you have some 300 pounder who has never played a sport in his life but can hit a ball going 5 MPH telling you what a ball player he is after he just ripped one at the mother of 3 playing 3rd base.

Not a huge Jim Rome fan but his "softball guy" is bang on.

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« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2012, 07:38:29 AM »
From the adult kickball league my daughter's playing in:

It Burns When I Kick (sounds like an SJ.com poster)

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't

Pitches Be Crazy

Salty Chocolate Kickballs

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Re: Best softball team names
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2012, 08:15:02 AM »
This thread is a great reminder of why I hate softball.

How many number 69's and .08's were there?

You must hate every recreational sport.  The number 69 isn't only on softball shirts.
No, there is just something about softball that bothers me. When it is taken in the right spirit it can be a lot of fun. I just hate the how serious some people take the game. I think it has the biggest hero factor out of any rec sports out there.


Artie Lange's Beer League movie does a good job if illustrating this.

There are plenty of dick swingers playing beer league hockey here in Canuckistan.
No doubt, but at least the hockey isn't a bastardized version of the sport, you still have to be able to skate. In slow pitch you have some 300 pounder who has never played a sport in his life but can hit a ball going 5 MPH telling you what a ball player he is after he just ripped one at the mother of 3 playing 3rd base.

Not a huge Jim Rome fan but his "softball guy" is bang on.
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