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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2007, 08:09:51 PM » |
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Not true, wicked. You can swing that shit wide open.
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« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2007, 08:11:11 PM » |
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Not true, wicked. You can swing that shit wide open.
In my imagination. |
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« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2007, 08:11:45 PM » |
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I like to think that I bring a little class to the joint. Every group needs an opera singer.  |
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***This space for rent***
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« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2007, 08:15:02 PM » |
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I bring the noise.
I bring the funk. |
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"Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, 'The paper.' The paper contains facts."
I shaved my balls for this?!!
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The Big Ragu
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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2007, 08:16:01 PM » |
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I bring my pomposity.
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« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2007, 08:16:39 PM » |
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I bring obscure references of all sorts and a tolerance for stupidity that is almost boundless. Almost.
You, sir, are a fine addition. Okage sama de. Thanks much. |
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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2007, 08:17:15 PM » |
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I bring me which is style and class. Others may say I bring lies. Others may say I bring shit. Others may contend I bring comic relief along with wisdom. I'd like to think I bring truth and justice, the kind that you learn from hard and soft knocks.
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Chi City 81
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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2007, 08:17:48 PM » |
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A giant penis.
Your husband posts here? |
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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2007, 08:18:15 PM » |
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I'd like to think I bring champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2007, 08:18:32 PM » |
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Buckdub is right, butterflied penis was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination. There are pictures to prove it, if you're interested in not having dinner tonight. As for the SJ.com Woman of the Month award, I would literally stand heads above the competition at 5-10. Sorry, SC.  |
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The Big Ragu
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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2007, 08:21:01 PM » |
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was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination.
Wait a minute. Why does this sound familiar? |
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Cadet
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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2007, 08:21:57 PM » |
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was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination.
Wait a minute. Why does this sound familiar? I've read it somewhere before... |
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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2007, 08:23:27 PM » |
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I bring absolutely nothing. I sponge. Like Cosmo Kramer invading Jerry's refrigerator. |
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." — Mitch Hedberg
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We argue about some pretty stupid shit around here. — Armchair_QB
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« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2007, 08:25:22 PM » |
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If you are a sponge, wouldn't that make you expandable and not expendable?
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« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2007, 08:26:51 PM » |
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I bring a longing to cover NHL hockey in Canada and the dream to bed the lovely Sarah Chalke. In my spare time, I try to offer sarcastic one-liners.
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« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2007, 08:27:22 PM » |
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Noble goals, hockeybeat, noble goals.
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« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2007, 08:27:29 PM » |
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Puke. And Dairy Queen.
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Because he loved true things he tried to explain. He said he was nervous and besides he wanted to see the country, smell the ground and look at grass and birds and trees, to savor the country, and there was no other way to do it save on foot. And people didn't like him for telling the truth.
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« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2007, 08:29:13 PM » |
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Noble goals, hockeybeat, noble goals. I'm okay with not being deep. Wait, that really doesn't sound right at all... |
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« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2007, 08:29:43 PM » |
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I bring sports and music chart trivia, mainly obscure. I bring a desire for friendly banter. I also bring a great love for both of my countries (my home and native land of the free and the home of the brave).
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"If you think you got it, you got it. If you think you ain't got it, even if you got it, you ain't got it." - Jackie Gleason
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« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2007, 08:31:24 PM » |
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If you are a sponge, wouldn't that make you expandable and not expendable?
Yeah, and a little abrasive on one side too.  |
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." — Mitch Hedberg
"A journalist with a spotless desk is a journalist who is not busy enough." — R.I.P. editorhoo
We argue about some pretty stupid shit around here. — Armchair_QB
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« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2007, 08:31:39 PM » |
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I bring sports and music chart trivia, mainly obscure. I bring a desire for friendly banter. I also bring a great love for both of my countries (my home and native land of the free and the home of the brave).
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« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2007, 08:34:09 PM » |
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In my spare time, I try to offer sarcastic one-liners.
I thought that was my gig. |
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« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2007, 08:35:36 PM » |
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I bring a love of younger men, rabbits and sci fi/fantasy. I also bring "The Biggest Fucking Hero" in the world picture, because, sadly, I'm not all that funny.
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« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2007, 08:39:30 PM » |
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I brought my own beer.
BYOB Baby!!!!
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