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« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2010, 12:09:49 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2010, 12:10:43 AM »

I'm split between "'Dat's Who" and "Fat Sunday."

Technically, since the saying is "Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?," wouldn't "Dat's Who" have been better suited for a Colts victory?
"Fat Sunday" could still be used for the sidebar on area Super Bowl parties, though.
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« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2010, 12:15:31 AM »

Technically, since the saying is "Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?," wouldn't "Dat's Who" have been better suited for a Colts victory?
"Fat Sunday" could still be used for the sidebar on area Super Bowl parties, though.
Correct. Or as the TP site wrote: "WHO DAT? NOBODY!"
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« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2010, 12:23:53 AM »

I ask this in all seriousness...

Is "Hell freezes over" too strong for a family newspaper?
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« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2010, 12:24:13 AM »

VICTORY 'MARCH' FOR SAINTS
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« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2010, 12:25:30 AM »

Manning loses, NFL weeps.
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« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2010, 12:28:13 AM »

Yahoo Sports had Lombardi Gras, which a couple of people I know really liked (unprompted, posting it on FB).
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« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2010, 12:32:43 AM »

Manning blows Super Bowl, NFL marketing department scrambles to save his image. 

Okay I'm done.
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« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2010, 12:34:33 AM »

Yahoo Sports had Lombardi Gras, which a couple of people I know really liked (unprompted, posting it on FB).

I like that, too. Is it unethical to use some of these if you didn't come up with them yourself?
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« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2010, 12:52:40 AM »

Lombardi Gras is the best one I've seen thus far.
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« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2010, 01:26:16 AM »

PROS BEFORE HOES!
Former IU corner Tracy Porter betrays Hoosier state with winning pick-six.

Edit: Former IU corner Tracy Porter screws all Hoosiers out of Super Bowl and wins it for his native state with a pick-six.
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« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2010, 01:43:33 AM »

Team A beats Team B 31-17.
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« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2010, 02:54:50 AM »

Saint No Doubt
When I was young and full of puns, the high school football team I covered beat a heavily-favored team to make it the State championship. The other school called it's teams the Saints.

So my headline was 'Sain't no stopping 'em'

You may commence with the groaning and the tomato throwing  Cheesy
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« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2010, 06:41:04 AM »

Dat's all, folks
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« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2010, 08:44:57 AM »

I tried to convince our desk guy to make it "Pulling up lame." He replied that the folo should be "Colts feeling glue."
Sadly, neither made it to print.
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« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2010, 08:45:48 AM »

True Dat
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« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2010, 09:49:45 AM »

The Big Brees-y
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« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2010, 09:50:28 AM »

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« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2010, 10:04:21 AM »

Dallas Morning News:

Fleur-de-glee

subhead: Saints let the good times roll with first Super Bowl victory
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« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2010, 12:18:14 PM »

Praise Breesus!
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« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2010, 12:31:16 PM »

Yikes. Anyone notice that the cutline on the cover of the Times-Picayune (at least, the one on the Newseum web site) reads,

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Drew Brees holds aloft the Lombardi Trophy at Sun Life Stadium in Fort Lauderdale?

I know the name of the town changes as much as the name of the stadium, but Fort Lauderdale isn't close.
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« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2010, 02:00:03 PM »

We went with Bayou Brees.

Considering the photo we had as main art was of Porter running into the end zone with the game-clinching score, I would've voted for "Marching in," or a derivative thereof.
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« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2010, 02:18:30 PM »

Yikes. Anyone notice that the cutline on the cover of the Times-Picayune (at least, the one on the Newseum web site) reads,

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Drew Brees holds aloft the Lombardi Trophy at Sun Life Stadium in Fort Lauderdale?

I know the name of the town changes as much as the name of the stadium, but Fort Lauderdale isn't close.

Well, it's close but it's definitely not in Fort Lauderdale. The correct dateline is Miami.
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« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2010, 02:22:59 PM »

Sun Life Stadium - at what point do broadcasters give up the charade? when the stadium sponsor doesn't throw some money their way? Did the company even invest in actual nuts and bolts lettering or are the signs coming down after the game?

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« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2010, 03:06:54 PM »

Manning Sin Helps Saints Win
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