Rush Limbaugh, pirate expert

[old_tony]

Some brilliant commentary from him on the Somali pirates.

First, today he said that if a Republican president had "ordered the shooting of three black teen-agers," he would have been castigated by the liberal media, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Then, this all-time gem:

"If only President Obama had known that the three Somali community organizers were actually young black Muslim teenagers, I’m sure he wouldn’t have given the order to shoot. That’s the correct way to look at it. If only Obama had known."

http://www.wowowow.com/politics/limbaugh-attacks-obama-over-muslim-somali-pirate-shooting-268262

OK, so even when Barack the Scary Mooslem orders the military to move in on Muslim targets, it still ... proves that he's a Scary Mooslem?

Huh?

UPDATE!

SEEKONK, Mass. -- Shane Murphy, the second-in-command aboard the American merchant ship seized by pirates, lashed out at Rush Limbaugh for the talk show host's racial characterization in discussing the rescue of the ship's captain by the Navy.

Murphy, who returned to his Seekonk, Mass., home Friday, called Limbaugh a purveyor of "hate speech." . . .

Murphy said Limbaugh's remarks were unacceptable.

"It feels great to be home," Murphy said. "With the exception of Rush Limbaugh who is trying to make this into a race issue. It's disgusting."

"The president did the right thing. It's a war. It's about good versus evil. And what you (Limbaugh) said is evil, that is hate speech. I won't tolerate it," Murphy said.

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/19273935/detail.html

If you watch the video, you get this slam-dunk at the end: "You gotta get with us or against us here, Rush."

. . . a near perfect squelch of ol' cigar/hillbillyheroinbreath . . .

How did Clinton get into this?

[The Good Doctor]

Rush is wrong, tony, and so is your entire belief structure.

There's a reason Republicans are only showing in the upper-20s and lower-30s in party ID in poll after poll. People who might have voted for St. Ronnie or Bush the Elder are fleeing because they see you and your batshit crazy ilk for the diseased lepers you are.

It's going to be at least two election cycles before your party is relevant again nationally. Even John Cornyn knows it. He acknowledged it is going to be all but impossible to prevent a 60-vote Democratic majority in the Senate in 2010. And you know it's hopeless, which is why you're lashing out.

Let me go ahead and type out your response for you ... "Blah, blah ... liebrals; blah, blah ... cokehead in chief; blah, blah ... we'll win in 2010; blah, blah ... Rush."

*Jacking off motion*

But by all means, keep acting like you have. Your party has been cutting its own throat since 2005. Maybe you guys would prefer a more direct route:

[old_tony]

Some of us actually live by principles instead of polls. Then there's the kind that live by polls and have no principles other than party.

The comeuppance of the Democrat party, which has taken this country much farther left than the great majority of Americans ever wanted it to go, is coming soon. And when it happens, tell me then how much your two-year-old polls are worth when you have no principles.

[The Good Doctor]

Some of us actually live by principles instead of polls. Then there's the kind that live by polls and have no principles other than party.

The comeuppance of the Democrat party, which has taken this country much farther left than the great majority of Americans ever wanted it to go, is coming soon. And when it happens, tell me then how much your two-year-old polls are worth when you have no principles.

*Jacking off motion*

[old_tony]

Some of us actually live by principles instead of polls. Then there's the kind that live by polls and have no principles other than party.

The comeuppance of the Democrat party, which has taken this country much farther left than the great majority of Americans ever wanted it to go, is coming soon. And when it happens, tell me then how much your two-year-old polls are worth when you have no principles.

*Jacking off motion*

You seem quite experienced at that.

[Flying Headbutt]

The problem is it's the Congress, not Obama, who is taking the country farther left than some might prefer.  And there are two things working against the GOP in Congress.  One, many people in the middle still have a very sour taste about the way they messed everything up.  Couple that with the fact that the only ones still in office right now are, generally, the more conservative that are most readily identifiable with what went wrong.  There aren't a lot of moderate GOPers in Congress.  Thus, a moderate message that is appealing to the masses isn't heard, and voters still think their choices are the Democrat or the conservatives who screwed it all up the first time. 

The party needs a major, major overhaul.  I'm not even a little bit of a fan of Pelosi and most of the other House leaders.  But the GOP is a long way away from wooing me back at the federal level.  All I see are batshit fire breathers prattling on about ideas that are 30 years old and out of date.

[Ben_Hecht]

Some brilliant commentary from him on the Somali pirates.

First, today he said that if a Republican president had "ordered the shooting of three black teen-agers," he would have been castigated by the liberal media, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Then, this all-time gem:

"If only President Obama had known that the three Somali community organizers were actually young black Muslim teenagers, I’m sure he wouldn’t have given the order to shoot. That’s the correct way to look at it. If only Obama had known."

http://www.wowowow.com/politics/limbaugh-attacks-obama-over-muslim-somali-pirate-shooting-268262

OK, so even when Barack the Scary Mooslem orders the military to move in on Muslim targets, it still ... proves that he's a Scary Mooslem?

Huh?

UPDATE!

SEEKONK, Mass. -- Shane Murphy, the second-in-command aboard the American merchant ship seized by pirates, lashed out at Rush Limbaugh for the talk show host's racial characterization in discussing the rescue of the ship's captain by the Navy.

Murphy, who returned to his Seekonk, Mass., home Friday, called Limbaugh a purveyor of "hate speech." . . .

Murphy said Limbaugh's remarks were unacceptable.

"It feels great to be home," Murphy said. "With the exception of Rush Limbaugh who is trying to make this into a race issue. It's disgusting."

"The president did the right thing. It's a war. It's about good versus evil. And what you (Limbaugh) said is evil, that is hate speech. I won't tolerate it," Murphy said.

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/19273935/detail.html

If you watch the video, you get this slam-dunk at the end: "You gotta get with us or against us here, Rush."

. . . a near perfect squelch of ol' cigar/hillbillyheroinbreath . . .

How did Clinton get into this?

Uh . . . Clinton wasn't an Oxy addict.

Try harder.

[Starman]

Some of us actually live by principles instead of polls. Then there's the kind that live by polls and have no principles other than party.

The comeuppance of the Democrat party, which has taken this country much farther left than the great majority of Americans ever wanted it to go, is coming soon. And when it happens, tell me then how much your two-year-old polls are worth when you have no principles.

*Jacking off motion*

You seem quite experienced at that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsp_6IRT_uI&feature=related

[2muchcoffeeman]

Since exactly what I said was the guy didn't hear it live and probably had someone (with an agenda) TELL HIM what Limbaugh said, without explaining the tone of sarcasm (which was that had a Republican ordered such a mission, the media reports would have been about how the Republican ordered them to shoot a black teenager.

They have the Internet on computers now.

[alleyallen]

You're fucking kidding with me, right OT? You're going to go so aluminum foil hat on us that you're actually suggesting this was some implanted bias? Good Lord, man, let's use some intelligence here, not paranoid-fueled mania.

[old_tony]

You're fucking kidding with me, right OT? You're going to go so aluminum foil hat on us that you're actually suggesting this was some implanted bias? Good Lord, man, let's use some intelligence here, not paranoid-fueled mania.

It's sofa king hilarious that on a thread about Limbaugh any lefty rails against "paranoid-fueled mania." Every thought expressed by all of you on Limbaugh is paranoid-fueled mania.

[Starman]

You're fucking kidding with me, right OT? You're going to go so aluminum foil hat on us that you're actually suggesting this was some implanted bias? Good Lord, man, let's use some intelligence here, not paranoid-fueled mania.

The whole thing was staged by Obama so he could brainwash the crew of the ship into going on TV and supporting his military decision-making. The pirates were really teen crack dealers flown in from Obama's district in Chicago. Michelle Obama screams "Kill Whitey" at the secret Muslim pirate training sessions in Chicago.

[Ben_Hecht]

You're fucking kidding with me, right OT? You're going to go so aluminum foil hat on us that you're actually suggesting this was some implanted bias? Good Lord, man, let's use some intelligence here, not paranoid-fueled mania.

Respect your sincerity, but you can't rationally tilt against the raging paranoia/bitterness
represented, here.   He won't let you.   The logic represented is just too far gone.

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

[Fenian_Bastard]

Captain Morgan?

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I think that's the new ambassador to Jamaica.

[Fenian_Bastard]

It was a Dark And Stormy night...

[Birdscribe]

It was a Dark And Stormy night...

H20---Computer Screen

Computer screen---H2O

Well-played, Fen.

[hondo]

You will always remember this as the day when you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow.

[hondo]

Or...

"Why is the rum always gone?"

[alleyallen]

Or...

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"You're too slow One-Eye!"

[D-Backs Hack]

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE TRANSCRIPT

PIRATE: Are you ready, Mr. President?

THE PRESIDENT: Aye-Aye, Captain!

PIRATE: I can't hear you!

THE PRESIDENT: Aye-Aye, Captain!

PIRATE: Ooooooooooooooooooh ... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

THE PRESIDENT: SpongeBob SquarePants!

PIRATE: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

THE PRESIDENT: SpongeBob SquarePants!