Diego Marquez
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« Reply #75 on: November 05, 2008, 06:07:32 PM » |
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Met a woman who named her twins after her favorite foods... Their names were pronounced LaMongelo and Arangelo Eggleston.
Their names were: LemonJello and OrangeJello Eggleston
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« Reply #76 on: November 05, 2008, 09:09:58 PM » |
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Former Oklahoma football player Kokane Mothershead. Had a sister named Marijuana.
Jim Hogg's daughter, Ima Hogg, is a good one.
Covered a girl in high school whose name was Jessica Faggot. I'm sure she got married ASAP.
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« Reply #77 on: November 05, 2008, 11:02:37 PM » |
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Met a woman who named her twins after her favorite foods... Their names were pronounced LaMongelo and Arangelo Eggleston.
Their names were: LemonJello and OrangeJello Eggleston
L.J. and O.J. That's an easy fix. It's a good thing no one's besmirched them yet. |
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« Reply #78 on: November 05, 2008, 11:15:01 PM » |
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Volleyball coach in Newfoundland: Harry Butt
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« Reply #79 on: November 05, 2008, 11:19:11 PM » |
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Volleyball coach in Newfoundland: Harry Butt
When I was in high school, we had a swimming relay team with Dave Bush, Tim Ferry and Fahad Butt. An occasional fourth member was a kid with the last name Peins. Had they been any good, they'd have been a copy editor's nightmare. |
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« Reply #80 on: November 05, 2008, 11:47:33 PM » |
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I knew a Chasity Belt
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« Reply #81 on: November 06, 2008, 02:12:03 AM » |
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Of course, in the Bad Names Hall of Fame: Wonderful Monds III
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« Reply #82 on: November 06, 2008, 08:33:21 AM » |
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Had a teacher friend tell me about one of her students whose name came from a newspaper ad spotted by the Mom: Formica Dinette. Another one was named Ether. The Mom told her she saw it on a bottle in the delivery room and thought it sounded nice.
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« Reply #83 on: November 06, 2008, 08:40:48 AM » |
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Oh yeah, another from the same teacher. Said she had a kid named Demonic. It was pronounced "DUH-monic".
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« Reply #84 on: November 06, 2008, 12:03:41 PM » |
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This guy approves:  |
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« Reply #85 on: November 08, 2008, 01:50:39 AM » |
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This guy approves: What are you upset about? I gotta sleep under a guy named after duck's dong! |
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« Reply #86 on: November 08, 2008, 03:52:43 AM » |
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Former football player on a small college we cover:
Rashid Rashid.
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« Reply #87 on: November 08, 2008, 09:02:16 AM » |
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I knew a Chasity Belt
Really? Wow. |
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« Reply #88 on: November 19, 2008, 02:22:59 AM » |
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Local football coach:
B.J. Queen
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« Reply #89 on: November 19, 2008, 02:24:57 AM » |
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Liz Phair's taken up coaching?
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« Reply #90 on: November 19, 2008, 04:03:23 AM » |
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Local football coach:
B.J. Queen
If only there was a B.J. King. ... Oh, my stars. There is. |
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« Reply #91 on: November 19, 2008, 12:12:53 PM » |
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Former Braves "prospect" Bean Stringfellow. A name straight out of Dickens.
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« Reply #92 on: December 02, 2008, 02:10:22 PM » |
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Saw this one in our latest Lullabye Corner in the part for the grandparents: Dick Custard.
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« Reply #93 on: December 02, 2008, 02:28:17 PM » |
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Chris Smelley
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« Reply #94 on: December 02, 2008, 03:24:32 PM » |
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Seven.
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Objects in photo stupider thant hey appear
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« Reply #95 on: December 02, 2008, 03:42:14 PM » |
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My buddy's dad's name is Richard Kless. They call him Dick.
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« Reply #96 on: December 02, 2008, 04:40:40 PM » |
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I know a guy named Ben Harder.
Best name in the NFL: Flozell Adams.
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« Reply #97 on: December 02, 2008, 05:12:22 PM » |
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I normally don't post, but this is too good. One of my cousins is a teacher and she has a child named Le-a.
How is that pronounced, you ask? LEE-a? LEI-a?
Nope. Ledasha. As in Le-dash-a. Le-a.
Quote from the mom after someone mispronounced the child's name: "The dash ain't silent!"
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« Reply #98 on: December 02, 2008, 07:55:09 PM » |
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Shithead
This was in one of our paper's birth announcements one day. We checked on it and it's the way the parents want it.
It's a female name pronounced Shi-THEED.
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« Reply #99 on: December 02, 2008, 08:20:23 PM » |
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Sarah Palin!
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