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Just visited our local Wal-Mart and the name of one of the checkers is Phyllistine.
I'd love to know what the rejected options were.
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 12:54:48 AM » |
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Palestine
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"When life kicks you, let it kick you forward"
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 12:54:52 AM » |
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Ashley spelled Ashole.
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You debacled the shit out of it. - Barsuk
I believe bcc is the slug for bacon cheeseburgers. - Trey Beamon
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 12:55:48 AM » |
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Anfernee.
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"You will never know the touch of a woman." - Zeke12
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 12:56:04 AM » |
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There was a girl in my middle school named Smokey Dawn Hickey.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 12:57:54 AM » |
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I've got a telegram here for a Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson.
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 12:58:13 AM » |
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"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila"
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This is the second-best idea that we've ever had
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 01:00:55 AM » |
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My buddy's mom is an elementary school guidance counselor and had a kid a couple of years ago whose first and middle names were Father Universal.
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 01:10:17 AM » |
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Went to highschool with a kid named Dick Wilcox (and I don`t believe Dick was short for Richard). Stuck with an unfortunate family name. I actually worked for his Grandpa also named Dick Wilcox for a summer on their farm. They raised wild boars. Very tasty, but mean sonsofbitches.
My all time favourite, though, is former WADA head -- Dick Pound. That`s a name to brag about.
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This is the second-best idea that we've ever had
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 01:14:42 AM » |
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There was a professor at my school named Richard Handler.
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 01:15:36 AM » |
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Dick Cummings on the floor below mine.
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"You will never know the touch of a woman." - Zeke12
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 01:16:28 AM » |
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Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.
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When Nick Punto attended Saddleback College in California, he double-majored in Getting After It and Going Out There and Competing, with a minor in Battling One's Tail Off. The fact that these were not legitimate areas of study only made him try that much harder. -- http://bit.ly/afXRuP |
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 01:17:16 AM » |
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Barack Hussein
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 01:17:53 AM » |
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Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.
Awesome. Did he smell like ass/sock sweat? |
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 01:19:00 AM » |
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In college I knew of an accounting professor whose name on the registration pamphlet was listed as Major Swindle.
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Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 01:20:56 AM » |
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Was watching an episode of The Price is Right many years ago. Dude with the last name Kill gets down to contestant's row and is wearing a college sweatshirt. Bob Barker asks him what he's studying, and he says he's going to be a doctor -- Dr. Kill. Left Bob speechless.
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... and a clean pair of shorts.
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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 01:54:00 AM » |
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A cafeteria worker at the ballpark is named Champale. I have to stifle a laugh every time I see her name tag.
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"For every job, so many men. So many men no one needs." -- Peter Gabriel
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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 02:04:40 AM » |
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Anfernee.
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady? Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie. Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee. |
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"The question isn't who's going to let me; it's who's going to stop me." - Ayn Rand
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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 02:06:04 AM » |
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I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.
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Cocka-Cocka-Kaw!
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 02:15:06 AM » |
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I once had a sourpuss of a college English teacher named Sharon Buzzard.
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This started out as Hogwarts, now it's Lord of the Flies
SJ pees in snow and likes inflatable beavers.
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 02:16:45 AM » |
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I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.
I heard him paged at a stadium once! |
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 02:19:39 AM » |
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He was also paged in Porky's
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This started out as Hogwarts, now it's Lord of the Flies
SJ pees in snow and likes inflatable beavers.
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2008, 02:58:49 AM » |
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He's also a columnist for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2008, 03:37:35 AM » |
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Lady from my mom's hometown; Ima Haug.
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When she dies of an overdose, it's a story...until then, just show me your cooter pern to Lohan
God bless whomever Derek Jeter is nailing right now, b/c after watching this, he's going to have a 14-foot erection tonight. BYH on A-Rod presser.
"Easy, peasy, japan-easy"--Brooks
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2008, 05:21:42 AM » |
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George W. Bush
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BYH is...proving it daily: He's good for plenty of laughs.--YGBFKM gives me a rave review
But in three months, when I have my "new" car and can afford Taco Bell again, I will spit on you from my 2002 Hyundai Accent.--IJAG
God, you're fast.--Care Bear
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