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« on: November 04, 2008, 12:53:36 AM »

Just visited our local Wal-Mart and the name of one of the checkers is Phyllistine.

I'd love to know what the rejected options were.
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 12:54:48 AM »

Palestine
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 12:54:52 AM »

Ashley spelled Ashole.

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Kelly and Jessie who?




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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 12:55:48 AM »

Anfernee.
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 12:56:04 AM »

There was a girl in my middle school named Smokey Dawn Hickey.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 12:57:54 AM »

I've got a telegram here for a Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson.
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 12:58:13 AM »

Dick Trickle
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 01:00:55 AM »

My buddy's mom is an elementary school guidance counselor and had a kid a couple of years ago whose first and middle names were Father Universal.
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 01:10:17 AM »

Went to highschool with a kid named Dick Wilcox (and I don`t believe Dick was short for Richard). Stuck with an unfortunate family name. I actually worked for his Grandpa also named Dick Wilcox for a summer on their farm. They raised wild boars. Very tasty, but mean sonsofbitches.

My all time favourite, though, is former WADA head -- Dick Pound. That`s a name to brag about.
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 01:14:42 AM »

There was a professor at my school named Richard Handler.
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 01:15:36 AM »

Dick Cummings on the floor below mine.
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 01:16:28 AM »

Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 01:17:16 AM »

Barack Hussein

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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 01:17:53 AM »

Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.

Awesome. Did he smell like ass/sock sweat?
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 01:19:00 AM »

In college I knew of an accounting professor whose name on the registration pamphlet was listed as Major Swindle.
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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 01:20:56 AM »

Was watching an episode of The Price is Right many years ago. Dude with the last name Kill gets down to contestant's row and is wearing a college sweatshirt. Bob Barker asks him what he's studying, and he says he's going to be a doctor -- Dr. Kill. Left Bob speechless.
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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 01:54:00 AM »

A cafeteria worker at the ballpark is named Champale. I have to stifle a laugh every time I see her name tag.
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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 02:04:40 AM »

Anfernee.
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 02:06:04 AM »

I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 02:15:06 AM »

I once had a sourpuss of a college English teacher named Sharon Buzzard.
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 02:16:45 AM »

I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.

I heard him paged at a stadium once!
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 02:19:39 AM »

He was also paged in Porky's
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2008, 02:58:49 AM »

He's also a columnist for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2008, 03:37:35 AM »

Lady from my mom's hometown; Ima Haug.
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2008, 05:21:42 AM »

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