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Just visited our local Wal-Mart and the name of one of the checkers is Phyllistine.
I'd love to know what the rejected options were.
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Sam Mills 51
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 12:54:48 AM » |
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Palestine
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"When life kicks you, let it kick you forward"
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2008, 12:54:52 AM » |
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Ashley spelled Ashole.
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Great idea. Let's kill some athletes so we can autopsy their brains. - Ragu
I believe bcc is the slug for bacon cheeseburgers. - Trey Beamon
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2008, 12:55:48 AM » |
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Anfernee.
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"You will never know the touch of a woman." - Zeke12
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Trey Beamon
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2008, 12:56:04 AM » |
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There was a girl in my middle school named Smokey Dawn Hickey.
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You are Italian. You've probably got 7 strong inches. It's the only reason I keep talking to you. - IJAG I keep sliding off from all the man-oil. - IJAG Random song of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvSMp7T2Kes |
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2008, 12:57:54 AM » |
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I've got a telegram here for a Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson.
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2008, 12:58:13 AM » |
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Dick Trickle
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This is the second-best idea that we've ever had
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 01:00:55 AM » |
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My buddy's mom is an elementary school guidance counselor and had a kid a couple of years ago whose first and middle names were Father Universal.
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2008, 01:10:17 AM » |
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Went to highschool with a kid named Dick Wilcox (and I don`t believe Dick was short for Richard). Stuck with an unfortunate family name. I actually worked for his Grandpa also named Dick Wilcox for a summer on their farm. They raised wild boars. Very tasty, but mean sonsofbitches.
My all time favourite, though, is former WADA head -- Dick Pound. That`s a name to brag about.
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"There is no charge for awesomeness . . . or attractiveness."
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This is the second-best idea that we've ever had
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2008, 01:14:42 AM » |
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There was a professor at my school named Richard Handler.
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« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 01:15:36 AM » |
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Dick Cummings on the floor below mine.
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"You will never know the touch of a woman." - Zeke12
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« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2008, 01:16:28 AM » |
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Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.
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Speaking of Atlanta hobos... -- KG
here's the thing. you get mad, and historically, you LIKE to get mad. i don't know why, but when you get the CHANCE to be angry, you cash it in like a lottery ticket. -- Gregg Doyel
If space and time are constants
Then why do they change when I'm with you?
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« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2008, 01:17:16 AM » |
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Barack Hussein
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« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2008, 01:17:53 AM » |
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Went to HS with a guy named Jim Locker. And that was his given name, not James.
Awesome. Did he smell like ass/sock sweat? |
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You are Italian. You've probably got 7 strong inches. It's the only reason I keep talking to you. - IJAG I keep sliding off from all the man-oil. - IJAG Random song of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvSMp7T2Kes |
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2008, 01:19:00 AM » |
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In college I knew of an accounting professor whose name on the registration pamphlet was listed as Major Swindle.
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Please hold my calls and forward my mail.
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Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 01:20:56 AM » |
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Was watching an episode of The Price is Right many years ago. Dude with the last name Kill gets down to contestant's row and is wearing a college sweatshirt. Bob Barker asks him what he's studying, and he says he's going to be a doctor -- Dr. Kill. Left Bob speechless.
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... and a clean pair of shorts.
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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 01:54:00 AM » |
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A cafeteria worker at the ballpark is named Champale. I have to stifle a laugh every time I see her name tag.
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"For every job, so many men. So many men no one needs." -- Peter Gabriel
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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 02:04:40 AM » |
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Anfernee.
Mr. Duvall: Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady? Cady: That's me. It's pronounced like Katie. Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee. |
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"The question isn't who's going to let me; it's who's going to stop me." - Ayn Rand
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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 02:06:04 AM » |
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I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.
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Cocka-Cocka-Kaw!
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 02:15:06 AM » |
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I once had a sourpuss of a college English teacher named Sharon Buzzard.
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Sign on, Cracker; the year is starting to run out!
"Hey, you're not just any old perv"--Ace
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 02:16:45 AM » |
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I went to HS with a guy named Mike Hunt.
I heard him paged at a stadium once! |
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 02:19:39 AM » |
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He was also paged in Porky's
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Sign on, Cracker; the year is starting to run out!
"Hey, you're not just any old perv"--Ace
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed.
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2008, 02:58:49 AM » |
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He's also a columnist for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.
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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2008, 03:37:35 AM » |
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Lady from my mom's hometown; Ima Haug.
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When she dies of an overdose, it's a story...until then, just show me your cooter pern to Lohan
God bless whomever Derek Jeter is nailing right now, b/c after watching this, he's going to have a 14-foot erection tonight. BYH on A-Rod presser.
"Easy, peasy, japan-easy"--Brooks
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BYH
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2008, 05:21:42 AM » |
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George W. Bush
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Hopefully, the author will have the decency to have Cathy catch her husband in bed with that stupid little dog, eat everything in the fridge and charge into the mall clothing store shooting every sales woman in sight before committing suicide by cop.--Oggiedoggie on the end of "Cathy"
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