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« on: May 05, 2008, 01:43:07 AM »
Starting now on HBO.

A top-notch flick.
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2008, 01:44:37 AM »
Utes?
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008, 01:45:20 AM »
Damn you, OT. I'm was getting ready to go to sleep soon. Now ....
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2008, 01:45:57 AM »
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water -- BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2008, 01:47:17 AM »
Quote from: spnited on May 05, 2008, 01:45:20 AM
Damn you, OT. I'm was getting ready to go to sleep soon. Now ....


Sorry, spnited. You have my permission to sleep late tomorrow. Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2008, 01:55:30 AM »
my biological clock is ticking like this!

of course, wasn't Marisa Tomei only in her mid-to-late 20s at that point?
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2008, 02:02:29 AM »
Dances with Wolves is on Encore Drama & Seven is on Encore. What to do, what to do.

Dances with Wolves wins. "There can be no place like this on earth."
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2008, 02:04:04 AM »
Dances would be my third choice.
Vinny wins because I'd rather laugh at this hour than watch Seven
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2008, 02:26:40 AM »
Quote from: The Good Doctor on May 05, 2008, 01:45:57 AM
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water -- BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

If that was from memory, I'm thoroughly impressed.
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2008, 02:53:40 AM »
"Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred."
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2008, 03:02:26 AM »
Quote from: buckweaver on May 05, 2008, 01:44:48 AM
What's a ... ute? Cheesy

I think "yoot" is closer to how Herman Munster meant it.
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2008, 03:33:09 AM »
I would commit major, major felonies... violent ones, even, to have Marisa Tomei's hand.. or backside, or whatever. Yowza.

And since it's so late.. give me two.. um.. breakfasts, please.
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2008, 03:39:12 AM »
The Oscars for that year were great. Some youngster from a basic comedy beating out four of the grand dames of cinema in art house films for Best Supporting Actress.
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2008, 03:41:53 AM »
"Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
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I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment. I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did. I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me.

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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2008, 03:54:12 AM »
marisa quite NSFW.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/marisa-tomei/marisa-tomei-nude-videos-from-before-the-devil-knows-youre-dead-003076

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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2008, 04:27:35 AM »
That's some goddamn solid work, Tomas.
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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2008, 05:59:38 AM »
Quote from: Tom Petty on May 05, 2008, 03:54:12 AM
marisa quite NSFW.


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That's some goddamn solid work, Tomas.

Everything that guy said was NOT bullshit.   Thank you. Cheesy Cheesy
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I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment. I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did. I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me.

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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2008, 06:04:38 AM »
I rented Before the Devil Knows You're Dead last week, and Tomei is ssssssssmokin'. 'Course, you get exposed to Philip Seymour Hoffman's ass, but it's worth it for what you get from Tomei, who was naked every time onscreen the first half of the movie. Pretty enthralling flick otherwise, too.
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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2008, 08:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Starman on May 05, 2008, 03:41:53 AM
"Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."



Judge: Are you on drugs?

Vinny: No, I don't do drugs.

Judge: I don't like your attitude.

Vinny: Hmmpf, what else is new?

Judge: I'm going to hold you in contempt.

Vinny: Well, there's a fucking surprise.
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2008, 09:52:41 AM »
Quote from: doubledown68 on May 05, 2008, 03:33:09 AM
I would commit major, major felonies... violent ones, even, to have Marisa Tomei's hand.. or backside, or whatever. Yowza.

And since it's so late.. give me two.. um.. breakfasts, please.

Ute gots dat rite.
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2008, 10:01:00 AM »
Lisa I don't need this. I swear to God I do not need this now. I've got a judge just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for $200. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I've got no money, a dress-code problem, and a little murder case, which in the balance holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention, your (stomp, stomp, stomp) biological clock. My career, your life, our marriage, AND LET ME SEE, WHAT ELSE CAN PILE ON! IS THERE ANY MORE SHIT WE CAN PILE ON, TO THE TOP OF THE OUTCOME OF THIS CASE!!!

IS IT POSSIBLE?
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« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2008, 10:59:38 AM »
Quote from: Tom Petty on May 05, 2008, 03:54:12 AM
marisa quite NSFW.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/marisa-tomei/marisa-tomei-nude-videos-from-before-the-devil-knows-youre-dead-003076

you are welcome.

You and I disagree on a lot of things, but goddamn. You are the fucking man! No. Today, you are the tits!
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« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2008, 11:09:09 AM »
guys - you can call me tom "the giver" petty for a day ... instead of the usual "that sumbitch."    Wink
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« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2008, 12:29:04 PM »
I prefer Tom "Tits" Petty
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« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2008, 12:38:57 PM »
You wreck us, Petty
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