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Author Topic: What do you bring to the SJ.com table?  (Read 6118 times)
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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2007, 08:09:51 PM »
Not true, wicked. You can swing that shit wide open.
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« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2007, 08:11:11 PM »
Quote from: The Good Doctor on April 19, 2007, 08:09:51 PM
Not true, wicked. You can swing that shit wide open.

In my imagination.
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« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2007, 08:11:45 PM »
I like to think that I bring a little class to the joint.  Every group needs an opera singer.  Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2007, 08:15:02 PM »
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I bring the noise.

I bring the funk.
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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2007, 08:16:01 PM »
I bring my pomposity.
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« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2007, 08:16:39 PM »
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I bring obscure references of all sorts and a tolerance for stupidity that is almost boundless.  Almost.

You, sir, are a fine addition.

Okage sama de.  Thanks much.
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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2007, 08:17:15 PM »
I bring me which is style and class. Others may say I bring lies. Others may say I bring shit. Others may contend I bring comic relief along with wisdom.  I'd like to think I bring truth and justice, the kind that you learn from hard and soft knocks.  
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« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2007, 08:17:20 PM »
A giant penis.
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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2007, 08:17:48 PM »
Quote from: TheSportsPredictor on April 19, 2007, 08:17:20 PM
A giant penis.

Your husband posts here?
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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2007, 08:18:15 PM »
I'd like to think I bring champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2007, 08:18:32 PM »
Buckdub is right, butterflied penis was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination. There are pictures to prove it, if you're interested in not having dinner tonight.

As for the SJ.com Woman of the Month award, I would literally stand heads above the competition at 5-10. Sorry, SC. Wink
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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2007, 08:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Cadet on April 19, 2007, 08:18:32 PM
was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination.

Wait a minute. Why does this sound familiar?
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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2007, 08:21:57 PM »
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Quote from: Cadet on April 19, 2007, 08:18:32 PM
was not a figment of my (or Denmark's) imagination.

Wait a minute. Why does this sound familiar?


I've read it somewhere before...
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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2007, 08:23:27 PM »
I bring absolutely nothing.  I sponge.  Like Cosmo Kramer invading Jerry's refrigerator.  Cheesy
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« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2007, 08:25:22 PM »
If you are a sponge, wouldn't that make you expandable and not expendable?
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« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2007, 08:26:51 PM »
I bring a longing to cover NHL hockey in Canada and the dream to bed the lovely Sarah Chalke. In my spare time, I try to offer sarcastic one-liners.
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« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2007, 08:27:22 PM »
Noble goals, hockeybeat, noble goals.
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I'm like ...

Who?!?! James Bond?!?!

Well, I don't like to invite those comparisons, but yeah!
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« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2007, 08:27:29 PM »
Puke. And Dairy Queen.
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« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2007, 08:29:13 PM »
Quote from: Clever username on April 19, 2007, 08:27:22 PM
Noble goals, hockeybeat, noble goals.
I'm okay with not being deep.

Wait, that really doesn't sound right at all...
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« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2007, 08:29:43 PM »
I bring sports and music chart trivia, mainly obscure. I bring a desire for friendly banter. I also bring a great love for both of my countries (my home and native land of the free and the home of the brave).
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« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2007, 08:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Cadet on April 19, 2007, 08:25:22 PM
If you are a sponge, wouldn't that make you expandable and not expendable?

Yeah, and a little abrasive on one side too.   Smiley
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« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2007, 08:31:39 PM »
Quote from: Double J on April 19, 2007, 08:29:43 PM
I bring sports and music chart trivia, mainly obscure. I bring a desire for friendly banter. I also bring a great love for both of my countries (my home and native land of the free and the home of the brave).


You're not one of us, poser.
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« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2007, 08:34:09 PM »
Quote from: hockeybeat on April 19, 2007, 08:26:51 PM
In my spare time, I try to offer sarcastic one-liners.

I thought that was my gig.
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« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2007, 08:35:36 PM »
I bring a love of younger men, rabbits and sci fi/fantasy. I also bring "The Biggest Fucking Hero" in the world picture, because, sadly, I'm not all that funny.
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« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2007, 08:39:30 PM »
I brought my own beer.

BYOB Baby!!!!
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