Really? I think runners are hot.
But we'd never work out, BYH, I'm the only person on the planet who looks forward to watching/covering field hockey.
It's okay that a boy plays field hockey. Hell, maybe in a couple years there will be men's field hockey. There is in the Olympics.
Hey baby. What's going on? Send me your email so I can send you photos of the 17-year-old me in action from my high school yearbook.

Now whenever I need to get rid of a boner (like when I'm thinking about the executive assistant who's donning a very tight fitting, low-cut blouse in our staff meeting), the mental image of BYH running gay-like in pastel running shorts will surely do the trick.