What's the good word on Tempur-Pedic?

[imjustagirl2]

Well yeah, the Marriott beds have to be the upgraded ones.

[indiansnetwork]

The wife and I just recently purchased a new Tempur-Pedic bed and we love it. My hip used to hurt all the time in our old bed but since we have the pillow top Tempur-Pedic I haven't had any problem. Secondly my wife used to have a bad back but not any more. I love it, perfect for love making. LOL


Don't forget to get new pillows and pillow covers. Make sure you get mite resistant covers other wise you will be sleeping in filth.

[5A]

From this month's Eqsuire:

From Brad Pitt's list of 15 things I think everybody should know:

The Perfect Mattress
Don't spend a lot of money on a big, giant mattress with double padding on both sides and all that. Just go out and buy a normal firm mattress. Then go buy the three-inch Tempur-Pedic pad, the memory foam, and put it on top. I'm telling you, take my tip. It's the perfect pressure. I take full credit for the discovery. You will sleep in bliss forever more . . . unless you've got a six-week-old.

[EStreetJoe]

I got a Sleep Number bed last December and my wife and I think its great. She likes her mattress extremely soft and I like soft, but firm, so I can feel the support. It's been a great investment. Many Radisson Hotels have them now if you want to try them out.

Can't comment on the TempurPedic though.

[old_tony]

I got a Sleep Number bed last December and my wife and I think its great. She likes her mattress extremely soft and I like soft, but firm, so I can feel the support. It's been a great investment. Many Radisson Hotels have them now if you want to try them out.

Can't comment on the TempurPedic though.

I've had a SelectComfort bed for a little over three years now. Best money I ever spent. As much as I really, really like the new Marriott beds (and I'll be in one this weekend), the SelectComfort bed at home can't be topped.

[Batman]

And while I'm at it -- I've always wondered what sex would be like on a Craftmatic adjustable bed.

Dry.

[Jones]

It is one of my theories of life that you don't skimp on peanut butter, toilet paper, call girls, electricians, and mattresses. Fuck, I spend half my life in my bed. I'd be pretty goddamned crabby if it sucked.

Wife and I have a Kingsdown with a pillow top. It is, I believe, four and a half feet tall. It was also not cheap, but it is the most comfortable bed I've slept on. In fact, it has killed my pre-sleep reading sessions. A page or two and I'm out. Only hitch is, I have to stand on my tippy-toes for certain sex acts. If you're more than six-foot-two, say, that won't be a problem. But at least my calves are ripped.

[Freelance Hack]

Only hitch is, I have to stand on my tippy-toes for certain sex acts. If you're more than six-foot-two, say, that won't be a problem. But at least my calves are ripped.

http://www.liberatorshapes.com/products_stage.php (NSFW!)

This might help you when your off the bed.

[Jones]

Only hitch is, I have to stand on my tippy-toes for certain sex acts. If you're more than six-foot-two, say, that won't be a problem. But at least my calves are ripped.

http://www.liberatorshapes.com/products_stage.php (NSFW!)

This might help you when your off the bed.

Well, now I know how I can better penetrate shiftless cripples.

[imjustagirl2]

I don't think you should refer to your wife that way.


Or, alternately, does she know about your thing for shiftless cripples?

[Jones]

Google "acrotomophilia" and tell me you're not fully engorged.

[imjustagirl2]

Work computer. I'm not engorging anything on this bad boy.

[Freelance Hack]

IJAG, is that the site where you got your fur-lined handcuffs?

[indiansnetwork]

Work computer. I'm not engorging anything on this bad boy.

You are at work?

[imjustagirl2]

Freelance: the furry ones are for wimps.

[indiansnetwork]

Yea furry=gay.

[Bubbler]

I'm shocked this hasn't come up yet: How is sex on a Sleep Number bed?

I mean if the hubby's a 65 and the wife's a 20, I'd imagine it'd not be fun to be rolling around on.

And while I'm at it -- I've always wondered what sex would be like on a Craftmatic adjustable bed.

Um, er, I had a ... uh ... source ... tell me that you can't really blow yourself on one of those things. I mean THE THOUGHT OF IT! Trying to blow yourself on an adjustable bed, what kind of sicko would try that?

Seriously though, how good could sex on one of those be? Clearly, you could rig it for various positions, but Christ, by the time you adjust the bed to Defcon 5 doggystyle, you'd be ready to move on to something else.

Seems like it would make the act as mechanical as the bed. You'd be trying to get comfortable for some oral sex and it would be like ...

"No, adjust a little to the right ... no, no that's too far, my mouth is on the side of your leg now, just a smidge to the left. ... yeeeaah, I'm still not there ... I mean I've got 100 percent bush coverage, but I only draw clit if I completely elongate my tounge like I'm trying to touch my nose. I ain't fucking Gene Simmons down here, OK?

No, no I'm sorry, I'm not getting mad, just a little to the ... STOP! ... That's it! ... Yeah! I don't have that kink in my neck anymore and I've got full coverage here. You? I mean we are doing this on your sleep number side of the bed and all ... Dammit! I SAID I wasn't mad about that, and no, I'm not about to freaking switch over now! Just hush up and get ready to have your mind blown ..."

[indiansnetwork]

I'm shocked this hasn't come up yet: How is sex on a Sleep Number bed?

I mean if the hubby's a 65 and the wife's a 20, I'd imagine it'd not be fun to be rolling around on.

And while I'm at it -- I've always wondered what sex would be like on a Craftmatic adjustable bed.

Um, er, I had a ... uh ... source ... tell me that you can't really blow yourself on one of those things. I mean THE THOUGHT OF IT! Trying to blow yourself on an adjustable bed, what kind of sicko would try that?

Seriously though, how good could sex on one of those be? Clearly, you could rig it for various positions, but Christ, by the time you adjust the bed to Defcon 5 doggystyle, you'd be ready to move on to something else.

Seems like it would make the act as mechanical as the bed. You'd be trying to get comfortable for some oral sex and it would be like ...

"No, adjust a little to the right ... no, no that's too far, my mouth is on the side of your leg now, just a smidge to the left. ... yeeeaah, I'm still not there ... I mean I've got 100 percent bush coverage, but I only draw clit if I completely elongate my tounge like I'm trying to touch my nose. I ain't fucking Gene Simmons down here, OK?

No, no I'm sorry, I'm not getting mad, just a little to the ... STOP! ... That's it! ... Yeah! I don't have that kink in my neck anymore and I've got full coverage here. You? I mean we are doing this on your sleep number side of the bed and all ... Dammit! I SAID I wasn't mad about that, and no, I'm not about to freaking switch over now! Just hush up and get ready to have your mind blown ..."

Sounds like you have had some practice having sex like that.