RIP Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

They are now just Potato Head.

Just try putting that granny hat on them now.

A mister no more: Mr. Potato Head goes gender neutral

 

I hope they left everything to the tater tots.

 

Still rising as it clears the fence ... well done!

 

Cancel Culture 2: Electric Tuberoo

 

I'm crying my eyes out over this one.

 

It took a lot of starch to make this decision.

 

I know it won't matter in the grand scheme of things, but AP and everyone else who reported this are fucking idiots.

Hasbro renamed the brand, Potato Head and Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head are sub-brands.

The first line of the Hasbro release ...

Hasbro is officially renaming the MR. POTATO HEAD brand to POTATO HEAD to better reflect the full line. But rest assured, the iconic MR. and MRS. POTATO HEAD characters aren’t going anywhere and will remain MR. and MRS. POTATO HEAD.

 

Porn Hub missed out on a great opportunity.

Golden on red potato head crisps my fry.

 

As the Irish mother said to her children, "Stop playing with your food!"

 

Had no idea that was Maury Chayken playing Jim.

 

The early-80s Dodgers used to award Mr. Potato Head to the player of the game. The honor went to assistant trainer Paul Padilla, who was thought to look like Mr. Potato Head. Padilla's prominent feature was his bald head. The award ceremony was accompanied by a song that all of the players sang:
Mis-ter Po-taaaato Head
You've got more hair on your ass than on your head ....

Dodgers, This Spud's For You

 

Next thing you’ll tell me, Spuds McKenzie will be euthanized.