President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Now, boys, let me ask you one more time: Who told you the mask homework was optional?

 

After the whole thing with the pool boy, shows he likes girls too?

 

Planely inappropriate.

 

How the fuck did Clinton lose to this idiot?

 

Last night I had the strangest dream
A virus came from China
Amongst leaders we couldn't find ya
And you said you had to get some coal cleaned
Tweeted covfefe
What does that mean?
And you said
Ain't nobody gonna make me care who died
Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
I got to keep on movin'

You're in the White House and now you pray it lasts
The road behind was rocky
But now you're feeling cocky
You look at Maxwell and you see your past
Is that the reason why you're runnin' so fast?

 

By running the worst campaign imaginable and being a pompous witch most of the time.

 

Jill Stein got just barely enough votes in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania to throw those states to Trump.

 

Speaking of which, where's that Tulsi Gabbard third-party campaign we were assured was coming to sabotage the Democrats again?

 

The same way he’s trying to get Kanye on the ballot to siphon votes from Biden. Except, in typical ham-handed Trump fashion, he waited too late for most states’ ballot deadlines and most of the states that Kanye is at least provisionally on the ballot aren’t even in play. Oklahoma? Really?

 

Vlad

 

Why ask us? You're the one sniffing her panties four times a day.

 

If the signatures were turned in late in Wisconsin, as rumored, they will be challenged.