Three to the knackers

Cricket batsman gets hit three times in the nads in one game.

This poor cricketer got hit in the nuts THREE TIMES, and the mics caught it

The final one was the funniest.

 

"Let's hope he's OK. It's not that funny" loses some of its gravitas when you can't stop laughing while you say it.

 

Falling down, passing gas, and nut shots are the three pillars of comedy.
Have been since the first caveman took a mammoth tusk to the balls, will be when we've all evolved into existential blobs of gas farting into the wind.

 

What's the count, ump? "The batter has two balls on him."

 

I was doing afternoon drive on a news-talker one day when there was a major pileup at the start of Boston Marathon wheelchair competition.

It was like a big one at Daytona or Talladega.

The unfortunate accident(s) was on one of our in-studio television monitors. Myself and the fellow I was interviewing both noticed it and broke out laughing.

Awful, I know, but shit happens. I gave it my best shot to explain to listeners what the hell was going on.

 

"0 balls. 3 strikes."

 

"Farts in the wind. All we are are farts in the wind."

 

Cup check?