Just call him Dave "Pinkerton" Portnoy LOL

There comes a point in your life when you really need to turn the ball cap bill to the front, stop wearing basketball jerseys or "counting" how many beers you've had during a sitting.

 

Every now and again I stop on the Barstool station on XM -- usually during a commercial on the NBA station. Never have I understood one word of what they are talking about. The shit they spew on about is completely incomprehensible. And I don't mean in a get-off-my-lawn kind of way, either. It's just inane, sexist inside jokes. At least, that's all I ever hear when I listen to them for a max of 29 seconds.

 

Love his pizza reviews especially when he's wrecked on coke.

 

I especially like when he says he "accidentally bet 20k instead of 10k" on the over of Marshall-Boise.
If you're a degenerate enough to get more than a case of beer on that, then seek help.....unless you're Portnoy.....in which case I hope you continue losing lots of money very quickly.
He will snort and smoke his way through all of his money and all of his backers money at some point.
He's kinda like Artie Lange. The end of the book has been written. It's the pages now that have still yet to be penciled down.

 

So we should call him Natasha Portnoy till he gets to the final chapter?

 

Not sure how he eats while that whacked on blow.

 

He barely nibbles at the slice when he's that whacked, and sweaty, and his eyes are pinballing in their sockets.

 

Why is there an lol in the thread title?

 

It's a mystery as to how he can open the box.

 

Gratuitous Booty -- another great band name.

 

Just chewing his lip.

 

He's the next quarterback in the family tree.